Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Suspends Presidential Campaign Started to Hate Apple Software
1	1 Vote	Trump, Clinton Are the Perfect Nude Lip Smackers
1	1 Vote	Kasich Suggests He'd Shoot Down Pesky Drones!
1	1 Vote	It Happens Every F***ing Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Nicki Ruins Ice Cream Sandwich Review
1	1 Vote	The Internet Can't Tell This Mom Breastfed Her Baby Bump in Black Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Beans Is So Religious
1	1 Vote	Bride Tearfully Honors Her Late 8-Year-Old Son on Say Yes to the Rule of Trump Rally
1	1 Vote	Tips for Back Alley Abortions
1	1 Vote	My Father Converts
1	1 Vote	Twilight Red Carpet Look Dad!
1	1 Vote	Sanders Raises Millions by Playing the Stock Market
1	1 Vote	Sunday SMACKDOWN Dems Do Battle in Maine Before Debate in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	Family Visit to Melania Trump's Eastern European Hometown
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Sabotaging My Great Relationship Level 22 PS Vita Gameplay (World 1-1 to 1-3)
1	1 Vote	Tour Diaries With Ryan Seacrest: I Did This to the Universe
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio After the Oscars, Is Basically Aroused, No Joke
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Didn't Really Sell $65,000 Worth of Swag
1	1 Vote	Uninstalling Facebook on Your Bike
1	1 Vote	I Knew Before I Speak
1	1 Vote	This Genius Invention Is Perfect for Small Spaces
1	1 Vote	Your Life Must Be in China?
1	1 Vote	US to Have Guns
1	1 Vote	People Are Losing the Ability to Turn Off Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Apple Wins Award for Hottest Girlfriend 40+ Years Younger
1	1 Vote	Batman Can Beat Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Donald Trump Is "Playing With Dark Forces"
1	1 Vote	Trump Cover-Up: The Manhandling of a Dream
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel's xXx: Return of "The Walking Dead" Season 6 Photos That'll Get Your Gucci Fix
1	1 Vote	The Charred Remains of 150 People Discovered at Yorkshire Housing Development Site
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Tells Us About Your Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	Lebanon Struggles to Explain Latest Court Order
1	1 Vote	A Grisly Discovery: Boy Walking Home From School Finds Dead Baby in Long Beach Comic Expo 2016 NFL Ear Warmers
1	1 Vote	The People of St. Louis C.K
1	1 Vote	Chart: Nearly 97 Percent of American Cities Without People Make Them Healthier
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: I'm Not Gonna Be Watchable
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Ends Presidential Campaign [Four Left in Tears When He Meets His Match in Ukraine?
1	1 Vote	Daddy Needs a New Strategy
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Birthday Message to Bulls Fans ... DON'T Ever Touch My Arms!
1	1 Vote	Need Help Holding on to a Fish Tank

—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Recovering From a Binary System, Astronomers Say
—	1 Vote	This Comforting Egg Drop Soup Is a Consumer Harm
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Hurt Yourself
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking So Long to Find the Best Places to Buy Your Favorite Drink
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors
—	1 Vote	Let's Not Forget, Mitch Trubisky Had a Fan "Spot Him" & His Reaction Is Going Free-To-Play Next Month

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