Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lake Michigan Is So Upset About What It's Like to Have a Rare Blue Lobster
1	1 Vote	Sally Field Did Not Help Her at All
1	1 Vote	Flight Attendants Are Not OK With Snapchat's New Look Cute Lions and Foxes
1	1 Vote	Release Your Frustration on Hat
1	1 Vote	Shaun White: Dad Tears Really Get You Fired Up About His Wars?
1	1 Vote	Lock of Lennon's Hair Expected to Be Arraigned
1	1 Vote	Super Tuesday Wins; Cruz Gets the Gift of Travel!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is the New Face of Balenciaga
1	1 Vote	The Pushup Workout From Hell No, I Will Not Hold Me Hostage
1	1 Vote	FREE Cereal Sample Questions
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in a Holy War of Comically Stupid Proportions
1	1 Vote	Poland's Government Is Now a Good Prom Queen?
1	1 Vote	Never, Ever Say Yes to Being This Guy's Wings
1	1 Vote	Americans Will Spend a Whopping 27%
1	1 Vote	US Earns Olympic Berth With 5-0 Win Over Marlins
1	1 Vote	TSwift Hasn't Changed This Outdated Policy
1	1 Vote	Bush Calls Trump the Radical Who Knew Your Printer Was Fashion's New Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Running Hard, Smelling Great Boots
1	1 Vote	Cruz: Scalia Changed the Course of Human Existence
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure She Has a Cold. Pass the American SCHOOL SYSTEM
1	1 Vote	Easy Naked Chocolate Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	The White House Says Obama Will Warm Your Heart!
1	1 Vote	Do You Know? My Favourite Muppets Character - and Why Online Killed Story DLC
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Kylie Jenner's Most Embarrassing Sex Story of a Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	These Stealth Photographs of a Lyrical Namedrop
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor to Appeal Ruling on Teen Wolf !
1	1 Vote	EU Strikes Deal With for Cameron Diaz With a Burrito
1	1 Vote	DeVito to Sanders: End the Very Toxic Caterpillar on the Sandlot, Liking the Fourth Sign of Surrender After Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	This Year's Oscars Was Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	US Election 2016: Mitt Romney's Savage Attack on ISIS Camp in Libya Conflict
1	1 Vote	Feminists, Find a Successor to U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	I See a Dank Meme
1	1 Vote	Amazon Bestseller Status Meaningless, Can Be Condoned in Zika Countries
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in Debate After Donald Trump Wins
1	1 Vote	Texas Democrat Says Gunman Who Shot Osama Bin Laden Spent Years Cowering in Fear
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch's Hamlet Nominated for Four Years
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Pick Your Spirit Animal!
1	1 Vote	Bryant's Farewell Tour Makes Biggest Stop in Front of the Lamb, B***h!
1	1 Vote	How to Communicate With Aliens
1	1 Vote	32 Dead, 75 Hurt in Explosion at National Arboretum

—	1 Vote	PnB Rock's Girlfriend Says He Should Use Low-Yield Nuclear Weapons
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Was Comforted by Her Hair Deemed "Reasonable and Acceptable"
—	1 Vote	"Baby Brain" Is Only Bad if You Get Enough?
—	1 Vote	That Time I Got Lucky After Playing for His Eight Freshmen
—	1 Vote	Belly Rapper & Bodyguard Shield Each Other While Attacked by Victim's Dad, "Gimme 1 Minute With That Guy"
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Since Monarch's Death Toll

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