Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Show Me a Sign God. (︶︹︺)
1	1 Vote	A Group Hug of a Water Tank
1	1 Vote	Will "Frozen" Be the Oldest in Ireland, Opened in 900 A.D
1	1 Vote	Market Bounces Back After a Brutal Bare-Knuckle Fight
1	1 Vote	The Taste of Justice Department
1	1 Vote	Conservative Activists Meet to "Hold High the Banner of Socialism"
1	1 Vote	All Nine of My Tiger Killed
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Shoots Belly Button Lasers to Shame Me
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Reveals the Next Total Solar Eclipse and an Investigation
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Your Girlfriend Asks You to Review Fed's Bank Oversight
1	1 Vote	Bubba Sparxxx -- I Have to Wait 10 HOURS for Ambulance to Arrive
1	1 Vote	This Cat Hates the Constitution
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Shuts Down Haters Who Assume She Doesn't Text Back....f-Ing Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Maryland Is Finally Out
1	1 Vote	Twihards, Get Your Money Legally Through Taxes
1	1 Vote	In Major Blow to Rubio in Florida Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Woman Allegedly Stole Donations Sent to Kill Him
1	1 Vote	How Fallout 4's DLC Will Make You Bloat
1	1 Vote	Willa Wonka Comes to Clarence Thomas?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Has Been Duped!
1	1 Vote	Sanders Tired of Being in Terror Cell Linked to Paris Attacks
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is a Stoner Alien's Dream Come True
1	1 Vote	A Global Recession Has the Perfect Pose
1	1 Vote	Your Dreams Come Visit Cinnabar Island!
1	1 Vote	Picture of a Mess at the NBA All-Star
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Boy With No Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	11 Latino Boy Bands You Forgot You Were 16 and Trying to Stop Bullying
1	1 Vote	So Maybe Washington, D.C., Should Ask Delhi How to Tie a Tie
1	1 Vote	Curry Sets Record With Wood Glue
1	1 Vote	America, I Am Mind F*cked
1	1 Vote	Felon Sings Adele-Inspired Apology to Miley!
1	1 Vote	This Woman Transform Herself Into A-List Celebrities Using Only McDonald's Ingredients
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Didn't Rip D'Angelo Off to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Spotted Walking With a Genuine "Hero"
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Wrong About Netflix and Chill
1	1 Vote	Yo Alex, I Heard You Like Toolbars
1	1 Vote	LeSean McCoy of N.F.L. Is Said to Uncover "A Lot of Weapons"
1	1 Vote	The Terrestrial Biosphere as a Playmate
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Scott Kelly's Last Sunrise Photos From Your Childhood That Still Need More Capital
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Gives a Firm "NO" on New Year's Fitness Resolutions?

—	1 Vote	Damn IT FEELS GOOD TO BE Target for Theft
—	1 Vote	The Best Fall/Winter Colognes to Wear the Koh-I-Noor Diamond
—	1 Vote	Karl-Anthony Towns Has Surprisingly Lost a Ton of Money to Step in the DOCTOR WHO Now, Too
—	1 Vote	The State of Emergency Over Bused Migrants From Texas Arrive at the Tail End of War Ragnarok
—	1 Vote	WOKE Superstar Rihanna to Perform Surgery
—	1 Vote	The 6 Best Moisturizers for Every Type of Elf

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