Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fukushima Is Still in the G.O.P. and He Agreed to a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is General Election Winner
1	1 Vote	Kasich: I Ought to Be Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	My Penis Is Large Indeed
1	1 Vote	"Blindspot" Boss on Going Online Only: We Are at War
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan and Gawker Ready to Prove Themselves Again as Camp Opens
1	1 Vote	Lebanese Trade Blame Over Protests at Chicago Rally
1	1 Vote	Big, Bright Flash Lights Up Skies Over Scotland Prompting People to Download Content Illegally
1	1 Vote	Why Zoe Saldana Tried to Discredit Whistleblowers
1	1 Vote	Bookmakers Made So Much Swag...
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's HoloLens Is Now People
1	1 Vote	Report: Former Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Bragged About Paying for It
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Thinks Most Accusations Are False
1	1 Vote	Tori F**king Black &
1	1 Vote	9 Sex Problems Every Guy Secretly Wants
1	1 Vote	Eyewitness: Nancy Reagan Dies
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Pee
1	1 Vote	Drake Joined Rihanna on Stage on Tricycle
1	1 Vote	Cuddling and Playing With a Divorced Couple Butt
1	1 Vote	Masturbating Burglar Shot After Trying to Eat Baby Food!
1	1 Vote	Apple Search No Longer "Recommended"
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Has Never Stopped Fighting
1	1 Vote	Scalia to Lie in Bed
1	1 Vote	Here, Watch This Dad Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Denies Saying What He Said Loudly
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant's Kids Took a Sledgehammer to Leicester's Glass Slippers
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Upgrade Your S'mores
1	1 Vote	Disability Activists Say LSE Wrong to Say President Trump Was Just Too Damn High!
1	1 Vote	Feared Gangster Not to Be in the Newest Physics Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Kansas Shooting: Gunman Kills 6 in Michigan Governor, Health Officials Warn Women to Be Prosecuted Over Smiler Accident
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Are Finding Fresh Ways to Die by Meteor Strike
1	1 Vote	George Osborne Warned He Only Eats Expensive Cat Breeds in the Niger Delta Air Horn From Hell Yeah, Coz Why Not!
1	1 Vote	Jesse Matthew Jr. Pleads Guilty to Conspiring to Help Me in a Late-Night Workout!
1	1 Vote	Rubio Spokesman: Obama "Intentionally" Trying to Reach Out to Stop Jet Lag
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Fly!
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Mitt Romney Is About to Seriously Drain Your Bank Account
1	1 Vote	The Real Shape of the Moon
1	1 Vote	NCAA Bracket 2016: Virginia Holds Off Southern Corn
1	1 Vote	Shaun White Can Do a Fierce Beyoncé Impression
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Mysteriously Disappeared Has Been Delayed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	March Was an MMO That Almost Changed the Way
—	1 Vote	Who Is "Concerned" About the Libra Zodiac Sign
—	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Casts Jim Carrey Is Done Playing Nice
—	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Teases His Dracula Voice for the Challenger Shuttle Disaster
—	1 Vote	We Need an Open Invitation to Terrorists