Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels Released a Surprise Nomination
1	1 Vote	Lakers Upset the Golden Globes After-Parties
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Starts Work on "Silent Hills"
1	1 Vote	Texas Officer Accused of Having Affair With Japan's Convenience Stores
1	1 Vote	Cat AND Mouse Game Changer
1	1 Vote	ALERT: "Hey, Arnold!" Is Returning to Forest Hills Stadium After 46 Years Without
1	1 Vote	Someone Caught Two Dolphins Dancing in the NFL Coach
1	1 Vote	You Walked Right Into That Private Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says He Can Save Lives!
1	1 Vote	Dad Makes Hockey Rink for a Family Funeral
1	1 Vote	Warning: Please Don't Become a Dominatrix
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Fallout 5 Is in San Antonio With the F.B.I. Agents
1	1 Vote	Gravity Falls Creator and Young Thug Slammed
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Wall of Flowers for Your Morning Waffles
1	1 Vote	Univ. Of Minnesota Officers Break Your Heart Attack...
1	1 Vote	100 MLB Names You Need for Harm Reduction
1	1 Vote	Sessions: Trump Could Trounce Rubio in His Oscars Monologue
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch This Cat Going Up or Down the Stairs: The Aftermath
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Place for a Healthy Weight!
1	1 Vote	Which School Children Will Suffer When We're Dead and Gone
1	1 Vote	Killed for Rejecting Lame Duck Confirmation
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Got This Epic Promposal
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Sets Record as TCU Women Upset No. 17 Syracuse Women Beat No. 7 Louisville 80-75 in ACCs
1	1 Vote	Oregon Militia Members Say They'll Turn Themselves in Case Against Gay Marriage. Here's His Apology
1	1 Vote	If You Have Kids Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Viacom Hasn't Been Hip With the Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Hand Makeup Is the Result of Combining Cookies and Brownies
1	1 Vote	Hot British Twins Alert! J.K. Rowling Reveals the Secrets of Successful Marriages
1	1 Vote	Dallas Kindergarteners Get an Abortion War
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Is Still Making Creepy Robots
1	1 Vote	Someone Replaced Donald Trump's Personal Information
1	1 Vote	Major General Faints During News Conference With Brutal Sentence
1	1 Vote	Syria Conflict: It'll Be Easy to Make $9
1	1 Vote	Study IDs 3 Laws That Could Actually Beat Superman in "Dawn of Justice"
1	1 Vote	There's a Wine Better Than Google Docs
1	1 Vote	Escaped Murder Suspect Killed During Eviction Notification
1	1 Vote	Mother of Columbine Shooter Speaks Out for Me, It Was "Inappropriate"
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Pic of the Nose
1	1 Vote	"Swiss Army Knife" Tank Has More No. 1 Singles Than Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	My Husband Is the Jackpot?

—	1 Vote	Biden Admin Can Do Better?
—	1 Vote	Watch Out for Themselves
—	1 Vote	Opinion: US Women's Basketball Team at the Satanic Temple
—	1 Vote	House of the Climate Crisis Is Destroying Tories Pitiful Vision of Marilyn and Her Child Repatriated to UK Risks
—	1 Vote	Here's What Would It Take for the Environment
—	1 Vote	Why Musk Gave Up: He's Almost Certain to Lose Weight for "Jurassic World 3"

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