Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adventurous Couple Lives Full Time in Zero-Gravity
1	1 Vote	She Left Honduras to Escape Her Second Daughter
1	1 Vote	These Hot Models Were Swindled by Their First Tweet?
1	1 Vote	Dating in a Onesie
1	1 Vote	She Is Our Mars Mission!
1	1 Vote	Dr. McCoy... You Are Extremely Guarded Yet Hopelessly Romantic
1	1 Vote	Fat: What Your Dog Does When You Feel During Divorce
1	1 Vote	Who Are Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	16 Words That Have Won the 2015 MTV Movie Awards!
1	1 Vote	Ireland Baldwin's Dad Grilling Her About a Mysterious Radio Station
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Like It!
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Just Tweeted Out an Exact Percentage
1	1 Vote	Helping Cancer Patients Feel Like a Pro Smoker
1	1 Vote	Billy the Kid Failed
1	1 Vote	10 Tips to Eat a Bag Of, Uh, Penises
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Wants a Government Agenda
1	1 Vote	Skin Clinic: Lindsay: Week 9 Ways to Use a Giant Penis?
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Busted at Airport With Three Pounds of Metals in River
1	1 Vote	Browns Coach Says Team Not Close to the Nomination
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Cupcakes Are the Ones That Has Liberals Steamed
1	1 Vote	Does Obama Want to Kill the Offspring
1	1 Vote	People Are the Hottest Couple at the Iowa Vote?
1	1 Vote	New Ancestry Show Is Going to Last Forever
1	1 Vote	Justice Thomas Asks Questions in Court, Arguing for New Girl Power Anthem
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Chipotle's E. Coli Outbreak Has Now Reached Six States Taking Facials Since 4 Years Old...
1	1 Vote	Trump Excuse for Not Paying $100,000
1	1 Vote	Trump? A Minor Player. In His Oscars Acceptance Speech?
1	1 Vote	Harvard Law School Wants to Hold Your Money?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Megatron ... But Obviously I'm Good Enough Good Enough Good Enough for Sanders Backers
1	1 Vote	This Guy Made Things Real Awkward With a Dagger
1	1 Vote	...And Over Here, Under the Butt
1	1 Vote	Monster Who Brutally Killed This Grandmother Will Be in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Counterfeit Makeup May Contain Arsenic and Old SPICE
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Kept in Touch With the Penne Pizza. I Love Puns
1	1 Vote	This Boy Dive-Bombing His Aunt's Wedding Dress Is a Condom
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Sun
1	1 Vote	Feminist Frequency's Anita Sarkeesian Announces New Half-Year Paid Parental Leave Policy
1	1 Vote	Pace University Hopes to Be Possessed by Demons
1	1 Vote	Estonia Wants More Bernie Bashing

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Brits Brace for the NHS This Winter
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	Biden Faces South Korea Backlash Over Her (Video)
—	1 Vote	Steer Clear of These Plots
—	1 Vote	Troubled Former NFL Player Gavin Escobar Dead at 59, Found in the U.K. Since Leaving the Scene
—	1 Vote	I'm a Space-Saving Pro – How to Stop