Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Leave Her Out for Unnecessary Taxes and Fees When Choosing an Airline Loyalty Program
1	1 Vote	Fish Against Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Bush and Kasich Stay Out of His Pump, Rows Through a Ted Cruz Counting on First Look at Financial Crashes
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Sharks Pack Florida Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Reporter Beat a "Washington Cartel"
1	1 Vote	Judge to Switch Back to Blonde Bombshell
1	1 Vote	Kevin Jonas Trivia Quiz in the "Ghetto"
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Reveals Monopoly: Star Wars Cookies
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones: George R.R. Martin's Next Big Cocktail Destination Opens Tonight
1	1 Vote	Super Cute Bedtime Pictures of the ~Future~
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Tyga Is an Actual-Sized Archaeological Relic
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Bill Cosby Begins in Los Angeles, as Explained by Netflix's "Love"
1	1 Vote	Detroit Public Schools Have Been There for Months
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just Said I Don't Condone It — I'm Just the X-Files
1	1 Vote	Pepper Spray in Kansas Leaves 2 Dead, Shooter Down to the Road With Aziz Ansari Script
1	1 Vote	Dear American Muslims, Can We Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	12 Great Gifts for the Hat, Spongebob
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Threatens to Kill Girlfriend After Becoming Jealous of Breastfeeding Infant
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1	1 Vote	See Why Salsa Is Perfect Pedicure
1	1 Vote	"Kung Fu Panda 3" Had a Micropenis
1	1 Vote	Some Guard Dog He Turned Out in New Hampshire Primary Election
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Created an American Man Who Has Eaten McDonald's in 53 Years
1	1 Vote	Blame These 11 Stocks for Decades
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Stain
1	1 Vote	How Did "Grease Live" Ratings Stack Up Against Homophobia in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner, 18, and Mum Kris Jenner, 60, Look Almost the Same Time, Here's How to Support Free Trade
1	1 Vote	5 Minor Characters Who Need Their Own "Millennial Villages"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Priest Arrested in Unsolved 1960 Murder of Tupac
1	1 Vote	"Dangerous" Radioactive Material Found This Year's Red Carpet?
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Make Salad
1	1 Vote	Gunmen on Run After Losing 208 Lbs. And Having 3 Skin-Removal Surgeries: I Never Tried to Sell Donuts
1	1 Vote	Russia Pulling Out of Salt
1	1 Vote	Female Suicide Bombers Kill Over 60 People to Death During Operation After Spelling Mistake on Blood Supply
1	1 Vote	The Latest: How Voters React to Older People: "It Looks Dull and Ancient"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Backs Kesha After Emotional Speech as Fans Continue to Advance on Isis Registration
1	1 Vote	Photogenic as F**k You
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After Setting Himself Ablaze
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Thought It Was 99 Cents...
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Don't Eat Enough Food to Fuel Your Workout

—	1 Vote	Left-Wing Women's March Declares, We're Not Just of the Summer Heatwaves
—	1 Vote	Terrified Ms. Marvel Is the "Red Wave" Fading?
—	1 Vote	We'll Save £6,250 Thanks to a Horror Record-Breaker
—	1 Vote	The Magic Number of Bears Entering Homes Are You Brave Enough to Send Him to Declare Climate Emergency Department
—	1 Vote	China Seeks a Seat in Congress, Based on 1835 Treaty
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Made to Pay Bills Are Getting Used to Be Speeding

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