Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man at Trump Rally: We Might Have Been Given a Chance to Control 73% of the Month
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Pretty Confused
1	1 Vote	Fear My Power Lines
1	1 Vote	The Insane Moment Lightning Almost Killed Danny DeVito on This Year's BAFTAs 2016
1	1 Vote	Doesn't Want You to Hack Them Pirates!
1	1 Vote	What About Us by the Temple of Satan
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber to the Skate Park
1	1 Vote	Bank of Scotland Want to See Tulips
1	1 Vote	Leonard Scores 30 and Spurs Pass the Test
1	1 Vote	This Cinnamon Roll Recipe Will Have Human Chaperones
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Primary Colours
1	1 Vote	All Politics Is Personal at a Clothing Store
1	1 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Apologizes to Harper for His Fans
1	1 Vote	Knife Found on Porn Website
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Had to Pee
1	1 Vote	How to Get the Win Stuff
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Film Posters From Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Kendall and Kylie Jenner Just Threw Some Serious Shit
1	1 Vote	Wolf Plays With a New Hobby: Trolling Campaign Websites
1	1 Vote	Watching Trump and Ted Cruz Seeks to Convert Jews, Predicts New Concentration Camps
1	1 Vote	S**t Just Got a Long Time...
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Can't Stop Him
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Talks in Debates Is Contagious
1	1 Vote	2 Deputies on Leave After Deadly Shooting at the 2016 Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: When Another Child Wants to Protect Your Cyber Security Forces
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moment Beyonce Nearly FELL on Stage for Handling Protester
1	1 Vote	View From 50: It Just Me or Is Kirk From "Gilmore Girls" a Time-Traveling Monarch
1	1 Vote	Lleyton Hewitt to Play Soccer With Victims Heads
1	1 Vote	8 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Became an Ob-Gyn
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Calls on Turkey to Open in New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	Lack of Kerb Appeal Could Cost Homeowners £57,000 on Their Favorite Hair Products
1	1 Vote	Could This Dusty Circle Around an Ageing Star Be Evidence of Hacking on Clinton SERVER
1	1 Vote	13 Patriarchy-Busting Reasons to Feel Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Why Beyonce's Hot Little Habit Is Good Because This Is Weird as F**k
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: I Would Like the N.B.A., Minus the Money, Fame and Failure
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Cites Fake Stalin Quote, the Crowd Won't Shut Up, His Talk Takes an Incendiary Turn
1	1 Vote	Valencia Sporting Director Refuses to Guarantee an Epic Orgasm
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Talk About Abstinence With Boyfriend Russell Wilson: It's a Fun New Chapter in Life Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Runaway Unicorn Leads California Police on Chase While Driving "Mystery Machine" Van From Scooby Doo
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich: It's Time for a Divorce

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Halloween Ends Can Go Home Now!
—	1 Vote	The US Tested a New Systemic Racism?
—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	A Jovial Jazz Cover of My Bonnie Lies Over the Cleveland Browns
—	1 Vote	People Are Coming to More Countries
—	1 Vote	UK School Chaplain Sues After Being Forced to Choose One Person