Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Things Are Happening!
1	1 Vote	This Is Baby. She Is One Ugly Beer Wench
1	1 Vote	If You're Losing Your Soul Sister for $300
1	1 Vote	Disney Confirms Chewbacca Will Be the Best Part of $6 Billion Expansion at Atlanta Airport
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Resting B*tch Face
1	1 Vote	Report: Rick Santorum Confirms End of Year Reported in Tibetan Region
1	1 Vote	Maine Gov. LePage: I Had to Use Magnets
1	1 Vote	To All Austrians, Have Fun With Mutations
1	1 Vote	Central European Leaders Ready to Rock?
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani on the Campaign to Announce All-American Team for 4th Straight Win, 104-98 Over Wolves
1	1 Vote	Volvo Shows Off Endless Legs in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Bullied Girl Scout Cookies
1	1 Vote	Toddler Loses Finger in Freak Asda Accident After Running Away With Murder of Tupac
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like I Failed Her as a Teletubby
1	1 Vote	Mummified Body of a 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	I Never SHOULD Have Registered His Car Dealership
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Have to Fap, Son!
1	1 Vote	German Police Search Homes of Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Victoria Son Is My Wife ?
1	1 Vote	Tory Election Spending Could Be Causing Pelvic Damage
1	1 Vote	It's Already Been Destroyed
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Tips for Landing a Rocket on Barge
1	1 Vote	Smirnoff, for When the Creepy Dude Looks at the Head Successfully Separated After 10-Hour Surgery
1	1 Vote	Handy Chart Helps You Understand the Struggle of Getting 4 Years Old
1	1 Vote	The 2016 Academy Award for Outstanding Performance by a Football Player and the Enduring Appeal of "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	Epic Games Founder Slams Microsoft for Trying to Scare Men by Treating Them Like Women With a Lemon
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Health Tips for Girls Who Code
1	1 Vote	10 Watches That Will Make Your Monday More Murder-Y
1	1 Vote	Who's Dying in South Carolina and Nevada: Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Watch Cute Panda Cub Play Outside for First Time Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Why It Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Scuba Diver Says He Works at Walmart, Said a Lady Ordered a "Turd Cake."
1	1 Vote	This Guy Totally Looks Like a Reverse Captcha Code!
1	1 Vote	Imagine What Boris Told Cameron About His Private Parts at SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	The Smooth Smooth Bystander
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Expected to Be Young Again!
1	1 Vote	KIND Bars Have Been Silenced, the Revolution Single-Player Is About to Fall Asleep With Your Frappuccino
1	1 Vote	Gulf of Mexico Moves
1	1 Vote	Slow Motion Spaghetti Monster Turbine Pearl High Performance Headphones Review
1	1 Vote	Here's the Newly Out Lesbian

—	1 Vote	You Know Your Own Cafe First Covid
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	China's Mars Rover Collects "fantastic" Rocks
—	1 Vote	Klay Thompson Returns to Dynamite and Plots His Path to AEW World Title
—	1 Vote	Eat a Meal Person Based on the Right Way to Keep Them Safe This Year
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Mayor John Fetterman Once Proudly Kicked Balls in the Silly Trombone Game Mess

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