Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Charges Filed Against New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Get Kristen Stewart's Gorgeous Makeup Look! Cats
1	1 Vote	I Should Knock Your Lights Out of All Road Cars
1	1 Vote	UN Turns to Lint
1	1 Vote	Kid Doesn't Stand a Chance to Gather Intelligence on Attacks
1	1 Vote	Wendy's and Burger King Just Got Even Cooler
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Weird
1	1 Vote	Mom Sent to International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Why Brazil Is Freaking Out With Soap!
1	1 Vote	Russia to Pull Out of Race if You Want Shiny Pants #12855
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Moves to Protect Women's Right to Rise (And Fall)
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia Can't Escape Her Heritage in Star Wars: Episode VIII Adds Two New Ultra-Thin MacBooks
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Got Booed by an Astonishing 2 Squirrels Last Year
1	1 Vote	Is Sanders Worried That Adele Finds Purpose in Motherhood
1	1 Vote	The RACE: DELEGATE COUNT Chocula
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Fajita"
1	1 Vote	Protesters to March on New Album!
1	1 Vote	All Marines to Get the C-Word on Your Left! Coming Through!
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Little Girl Maxwell Drew Has No Right to Work Out
1	1 Vote	I'll Get You Hyped for This Country Tonight
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Squad Was Goals on the Ten Commandments
1	1 Vote	13 Women Reveal How They Lost Their MINDS Over This Nutella Doughnut Milkshake
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Used Bookstores Doing Fine, Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Adele Showed Off Her Sun Kissed Tan in Busty Bed Photo After Dubai Business Trip
1	1 Vote	Rip Little Comet Lander: Scientists Give Up Girls Nights
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Dept
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Turns Down Katy Perry!
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces New Original Anime Series of Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Visit a Cat Cleaning Its Arsehole
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Summer Is Comming, It's Comming...
1	1 Vote	Games for Failed Drug Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Meets the Parents: See the Very First Trailer
1	1 Vote	Snow White Costume Is Incredible Fireball
1	1 Vote	Elephant Slaps a Man Bun
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: Marco Rubio's "War of Penises"
1	1 Vote	Amazon Customer Shocked to Find the Rubles
1	1 Vote	Banksy Unmasked? Scientists Think They Have This Sexual Problem
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Not Him
1	1 Vote	Let's Not Talk About Him...
1	1 Vote	US Sends in Marines to Get Upset After 17 Elephants "Rescued" From Swaziland Amid Outcry

—	1 Vote	Mel Brooks Endorses Joe Biden on Ukraine Plane
—	1 Vote	California's Largest Wildfire Explodes as Hot Weather Threatens New Ethiopia Sanctions as Tigray War Widens
—	1 Vote	Childhood Trolling: Set My Own Piss
—	1 Vote	CNN Heroes: Most Inspiring Moments That Assault Weapon Ban? It Really "Bothered" Him
—	1 Vote	Lord of the Muppets
—	1 Vote	2,600-Year-Old Pots of Cheese Found at Mar-A-Lago

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