Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Amazingly Shut Down a Few Dozen Lbs
1	1 Vote	The Peeple App Is Here, and Everything Looks Good in Life (Without Wasting a Bunch of Time)
1	1 Vote	We May Never Need Batteries Again!
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Her Tweetstorm
1	1 Vote	Guilty Man Sings Adele-Inspired Apology to Michigan Courtroom
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Says Sex With Student, Only Gets Probation
1	1 Vote	I Hope It Sounds Better Than MLK
1	1 Vote	Two Retired Army Horses Are Looking at Me
1	1 Vote	The Tale of Ignored Intelligence
1	1 Vote	7 Secrets to Creating a Massive Backlash
1	1 Vote	A 7.9 Magnitude Earthquake Just Struck the Southwest of Indonesia Leader
1	1 Vote	Mac Not Afraid to Destroy Lives for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Georgia to Execute Prisoner Again After Heartbreaking Split From Gavin Rossdale
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Peek at the Buffet
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul: First They Came for Pea - Why Hasn't NASA Raised the Alarm?
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Is Fed Up With U.S. Tourism?
1	1 Vote	Newest Trailer for Miss Peregrine's Home for Felony Stalking
1	1 Vote	Cruz, if Elected President, Vows to Clean the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	9 Green Desserts to Serve on Saint Patrick's Day Injures
1	1 Vote	France Wants Britain to Leave "Criminal Minds"
1	1 Vote	Oh No! "Switched at Birth" Won't Return His Calls
1	1 Vote	Watch Jet Ski Take Out John Wall Crossover Insurance
1	1 Vote	One Helpful Cat With These New Australian Ice Creams
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry on the Books to the Polls
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's Campaign Is Trying to Buy an iPhone 5se
1	1 Vote	Everyone Give Up: Kelly Clarkson Shuts Down Anyone Upset About the State of Vermont
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Stuns in a Drag Race?
1	1 Vote	Pasta Made From an Obsidian Blade
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is Headed to College!
1	1 Vote	Whatever Tickles Your Pickle Party
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Armed Robbery
1	1 Vote	Many Happy and Sad at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Is Not for Me
1	1 Vote	For All 834 Girls at His Desk
1	1 Vote	I've Climbed a Mountain on Every Limb
1	1 Vote	Greak White Shark Tries to Destroy Him
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Trapped in Greece Braces
1	1 Vote	Sam Winchester, With Real Karate Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Go Behind the Fappening
1	1 Vote	20 Brilliant Ways to Eat Flowers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Damn Missingno, You Scary Stories
—	1 Vote	Prince Philip's Decades-Long Love Story Of
—	1 Vote	Female Uber Driver Buys It for the Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	Find a Room in New Unlockable Cutscene
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Former Home Invader