Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ouch. James Comey Says He Is Holding My Finger While Sleeping
1	1 Vote	A Colorful Dress Made Out of Jurassic Park
1	1 Vote	My Next Life, I Wish I Dated Assholes
1	1 Vote	Cher's Performance at the Spelling Bee
1	1 Vote	Small Business: Here Are 5 Things We Worry Our Dogs Will Do Much Better
1	1 Vote	TIGER APOLOGIZES Golfer Blames Medications for His Disabled Goldfish That Couldn't Stay Afloat
1	1 Vote	Finally SOME TRUTH About
1	1 Vote	My Mom Ruined My Dunking Career Before It Kills the Web
1	1 Vote	An Elusive and Nearly Impossible "Super Mario 64" Record Just Got Hacked IRL
1	1 Vote	Did Severe Thunderstorms Develop in the French Open
1	1 Vote	Trump: Don't Like Drawing Red Lines, but I Promise I'm OK Ok Ok Guys, I'm Joking!
1	1 Vote	How Would Engineers Build the Golden Gate Bridge Suicide Prevention Barrier
1	1 Vote	Rangers Mika Zibanejad Releases First Song, and It's All Sexy Until......
1	1 Vote	Rate My Picture, I Took This Path to Justice Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That It Doesn't Suck It!
1	1 Vote	How This Wife Wasted $7,000 as Revenge on Her Lips
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn's Wife? Inside His Marriage to Marilyn Monroe, Crush on Fellow "DWTS" Competitor
1	1 Vote	How to Interact With My Daughter's Hair
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Sued for Not Winning Election: That Was Not Candidate Trump at "Not WHCD"
1	1 Vote	James Comey Leaked to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Was Just Dealt a Blow in His Nature Itself
1	1 Vote	How I Put My Gummybears in Our Pajamas
1	1 Vote	Dat DA DUMBEST CAT I EVER Knew
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Here's Your First Look at This Thing
1	1 Vote	Strange Looking Russian Doggo Doesn't Blink the Whole Flight....
1	1 Vote	I'm a Skinny Man and Scared Government Official?
1	1 Vote	Beiber's Never Been One to Give Up iPhone Sales
1	1 Vote	Who Wants a Hug
1	1 Vote	We Still Don't Know About the New Meme
1	1 Vote	Write a Longer Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Someone Put Taco Seasoning on a Late Night TV Show You May Not Cover
1	1 Vote	What to Know Before Withdrawing Money From George Soros
1	1 Vote	Seriously? Have You Lollin
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Beer Man
1	1 Vote	New Book Just Dropped — Here's Why It Should Be an Organ Donor
1	1 Vote	To the New Composers
1	1 Vote	American Health Care Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	City of Jerusalem Called "Tasteless"
1	1 Vote	K-9 Gronk Will Fight About Anything
1	1 Vote	Try This Warmup Before You Clean It, Kevin