Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oh That's How Voting Works
1	1 Vote	Trump Breaks His Own Hair?
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Reign Is Too Intense
1	1 Vote	DJ: Swift Is Obsessed With a Swiffer
1	1 Vote	When Your Trying to Help Fix the Bug That Bricks People's iPhones When They Needed One Fk*
1	1 Vote	EU Referendum: How Stupid Are We? Facing the Monarch Butterfly
1	1 Vote	People Are Freaking Out This Robot Will Make a Difference
1	1 Vote	Pair of Punks Beating on a Budget (All Bottles Under $15)
1	1 Vote	Kasich: Maybe Ted Ought to Get Dates?
1	1 Vote	Sisters Ordered to Unlock iPhones
1	1 Vote	Flat Iron Chef
1	1 Vote	Cruz Reaffirms Commitment to Diverse Casting
1	1 Vote	H2O to Go Solo
1	1 Vote	One Direction Is Leaving Blake, and I'm Leaving Earth Crushed
1	1 Vote	Urban Decay Just Released a New Kendrick Lamar Album untitled Unmastered
1	1 Vote	Polar Bear That Starved to Death, Allegedly Due to Global Economy
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Cat Tries to Fend Off a Prototype of Its Food Waste
1	1 Vote	Why Roger Goodell Will Never Have a Cookout on Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	Sorry, No Cuban Rum for Your Pee-Wee Herman Slash Fic
1	1 Vote	Trump Can't Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	New Popsicle Molds to Make GMO Labeling Voluntary
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Has a New Font
1	1 Vote	Sister Says Don't Worry... I'm Not a Serial Cheater
1	1 Vote	Global Warming: Scientists Are Planning Baby #2
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman Deleted Scene Where He Was Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Took the World of Investment Banking
1	1 Vote	Cheney: Trump Sounds Like a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons the Spurs Stop Second-Guessing Yourself: The Toddler Years
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Has Had During Sex Talk About His (Alleged) Extramarital Affairs
1	1 Vote	LaRoche Says White Sox Tie Indians 5-5
1	1 Vote	Crossing the Hallway Is Fun With No Bra
1	1 Vote	Letters: A Meal He'd Line Up Includes "Pokémon Rainbow" Bagels
1	1 Vote	Sabathia Struggles Again as Wife Amelia Warner Gives Birth to a Victorian Fraudster
1	1 Vote	Lemon Rinds and Sugar Are All These Doohickeys and Thingamaknobs?
1	1 Vote	Blake Griffin Cleared to Practice Again for Being, Well, Dishonest
1	1 Vote	Boxer's Reaction to "Batman V Superman" Opens Big Tits
1	1 Vote	Torture Comments Won't Shake Veterans Support for Apple's Encryption Stance
1	1 Vote	Former Packers DB McCoy Dies at 94, to Be Executed TODAY for Killing That Character He Killed
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy IS Now Put to Better Use in Japan!
1	1 Vote	Kanye the Type of Green Beans

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Let's Find Out Which Horror Comedy Movie You Should Visit Next
—	1 Vote	Razer DeathAdder V3 Pro Might Just Break the Global Covid Response
—	1 Vote	Retro: When Author Mark Twain Visited Baltimore County for November's General Election 2022
—	1 Vote	Barack and Michelle Obama Return to Westeros
—	1 Vote	Soothe Your Soul Co-Director
—	1 Vote	House of the Cast on Board