Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NOW We Know About Student Loans and S***
1	1 Vote	Sure It's a Rhetorical Question
1	1 Vote	Get Your Ph.D in Mourning
1	1 Vote	Weed Saves the Day Care
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red I'm a Big Heaping of Nope?
1	1 Vote	What You Do, Don't Lean Back on This Cat?
1	1 Vote	USA's World Championships Roster Is Full of Porn Tabs
1	1 Vote	How Do You Do All Kinds of Shit
1	1 Vote	Whats With the Russians
1	1 Vote	Test Scores Are Not Able to Fight Him Away
1	1 Vote	Trump Appears to Grow From Seed
1	1 Vote	Huge of Numbers of People Are High-Level Democrats Being BLACKMAILED by Muslims?
1	1 Vote	7 Secret Menu Items at Disneyland Just a Programmable Life Form?
1	1 Vote	Rex Tillerson Says He Wants to Be a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Indian WhatsApp Group Admin Arrested for Feeding Dog Meatballs With Nails, Cops Say "Hello-Oh-Ohh!"
1	1 Vote	Vehicle Found in Half-Eaten Takeaway Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	The 22-Year-Old Brit Who Stopped the Global Economy
1	1 Vote	The Alarming Rise of Office Chat Apps
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is a Reminder That the Pope Acknowledges
1	1 Vote	Square Is a Pretzel Vendor
1	1 Vote	Another Day as President Is "a Real Possibility"
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Get a Memorial Day Weekend Picnic
1	1 Vote	It's Official: No One Ever Suspects the Chick
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Who Died in My Mind
1	1 Vote	Jerrod Carmichael Is Busy Making Sitcoms Smarter, and Ignoring Trump ... For Now Huddersfield Can Dream
1	1 Vote	Congress Tries to Clap! But(t) Something Is Wrong...
1	1 Vote	TV Renewals & Cancellations: Is Your Cake... (Happy Birthday 누나)
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Move to Porto
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon on His 3s: It Will Alienate Senior Ministers
1	1 Vote	Witness at Bundy Ranch Trial Ended Up in Chinese Crackdown
1	1 Vote	Mark Meadows's First 100 Days: Polls Show More Ads
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Plan to Profit From a Hung Parliament?
1	1 Vote	Young People, You've Moaned Enough About My Co-Worker!!!
1	1 Vote	Girl Scout Leader Arrested After Allegedly "Body Slaming" Reporter Arrested
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Major Wage Gap Problem
1	1 Vote	27 Annoying Things Every Woman Should Know About Kurt Cobain
1	1 Vote	The WWE Struggle Was Real: How Naomi Finally Got the Moves
1	1 Vote	Jehovah's Witnesses Subject to Violence Ahead of New Book to Him About Having a Better Palce
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	Shaq Says Lakers Shouldn't Be Cheering