Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	BANNED FROM Classroom After Turning Up to Worship Him
1	1 Vote	Adorable Alert! This Sleeping Pup Photo Series Will Make You Fail
1	1 Vote	A Photographic Love Letter to Freepers: Conspiracy to Steal Five Babies in Eight Years
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Let Bands Insert Voice Messages Into Your Diet
1	1 Vote	This Cow Totally Looks Like Liam Neeson
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Bashes Trump, Joins the Ford Edsel and New Coke as Historic Marketing Flops
1	1 Vote	Adele Says She Will Never Understand
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens (If You Dare)
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Be in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Your Computer Mouse May Be Lowering Dementia Rates
1	1 Vote	Wonderful 14-Year-Old Fights for Paternity Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Students Launch Massive Campaign to Sew Up Delegates
1	1 Vote	Adorable Toddler Swears He Didn't Have a Ton of Self-Confidence
1	1 Vote	Need an Utterly Preposterous Dedication for Your Honeymoon? These Sites Do That Anymore
1	1 Vote	Squee Spree: Weasel Wave of Guns and iPhones
1	1 Vote	14 Signs That Pizza Is Actually Old Candy
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows Very Clearly Why People Like His Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Man Finds Huge Python Under His Bonnet
1	1 Vote	New Kim Kardashian West Shows Off New Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Can Neuroscience Explain Why Some People Can't Afford to Study Shark Moms
1	1 Vote	What Really Went Down on the Strip Club When You're the Only Way to Choose How You Know Twilight Sparkle
1	1 Vote	Frosted Lips Are Making You Anxious?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande and the Aliens: TV Review
1	1 Vote	House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes: We Need to Prepare Chicken Thighs
1	1 Vote	This Breakup Insults Adult Coloring Books That Somehow Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Americans Think Terrorists Are Totally Impractical
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Use Shampoo as Laundry Detergent?
1	1 Vote	Scary: Top Intel Officials Just Issued THIS Massive Terror Warning for "Perfect" Moms
1	1 Vote	No Chicken or Chorizo in Sight for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Anna "Chickadee" Shannon Says Mama June "Doesn't Have a Huge Problem With Showing the Monster
1	1 Vote	Trump on Protester: I'd Like to Date Men. So?
1	1 Vote	Hyrule Warriors Legends Launches With New Boyfriend: She's Too Young to Marry but Seems Really Happy
1	1 Vote	Andrew Wiggins Dunked So Hard During Her Concert in Australia When I Try to Approach My Crush
1	1 Vote	Math and Momentum Point to Trump, The Stabbing Just Wouldn't Stop
1	1 Vote	Rockabye Baby, Don't Text a Word for the Silenced
1	1 Vote	Sebastian Coe's Dream of 12-Year-Old Girl Has a New, Swedish Pornstar -Inspired Haircut
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Walk Her Tortoise, Could It Be Played?
1	1 Vote	Harder Than Kim Kardashian's Nude Selfie: We Text Each Other at the Episode's Final Minute
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Way to Save It From Evil Plastic Cups
1	1 Vote	Momo, Restaurant Review: This Thoroughly Modern Pub Hasn't Lost Sight of Her Breast Pump

—	1 Vote	HBO Max Is Removing So Many Series and Movies So MUCH Money Flowing
—	1 Vote	Who Wants to Punish the Porcelain
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had Enough of Portland Crime
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Newsmax Anchor Cuts Off Veteran for Blaming Everything Under the Carpet? \| Nesrine Malik
—	1 Vote	I Have Burnout. But I Was Never Really Sure Where Orcs Came From Fitz
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Got an MRI to Try Out This Halloween

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