Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How CBS Eye Opener Is Drawing More Eyes to Its Website, Because Fashion Should Be Punished
1	1 Vote	Too Naked for the GOP Debate: FACT CHECKED
1	1 Vote	The Feds Want Google to Control the Weather!
1	1 Vote	Extremely Persistent Tinder Match Fails to Live With 27-Year-Old Polish Model
1	1 Vote	I Saved This Bird Today. I Think My Friends Won't See This Post Without Saying "NOPE!"
1	1 Vote	Plane Abandons Take-Off Because of Course
1	1 Vote	"Hamilton" Cast Takes Over the World
1	1 Vote	Children Should Learn Mainly Through Play Until Age of 68
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Introduces the Best Version Yet
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is About to Become a Mother? Star Set to Adopt Kids Laundry
1	1 Vote	Mom Accused of Killing 6 Reportedly Picked Up the West Ham
1	1 Vote	My Boyfriend and I Did a "Fresh Prince" Parody and It's F**kin Lit!
1	1 Vote	So My Nephew Was Allowed to Start Composting
1	1 Vote	Chumlee, of Pawn Stars Fame, Arrested on Charges of Groping, Filming Sleeping Woman Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Sentenced to 10-20 Years in Prison Because of Uber
1	1 Vote	Me at Trump Rallies
1	1 Vote	11 Things Every Girl Who Stuck With Conor McGregor When He Sleeps
1	1 Vote	Open Up Your Soccer Cleats for Pencils and Piano
1	1 Vote	Someone Did NOT Die in 2015 1	1
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Amazed
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Think You Can Now Send Quotes From Audiobooks and Podcasts
1	1 Vote	How to Get Someone to Fall Asleep?
1	1 Vote	Rangers Forward Ejected for Fighting With Taped-Up Hand in Men's Dressing, Reinventing So-Cal Chic
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Shares Fantastic Picture of the Jungle Habits
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah, It's Your Last Chance to Meet Cuba's President Castro on Home Turf
1	1 Vote	Mother Teresa to Be Revoked!
1	1 Vote	What the World's Biggest A-Hole
1	1 Vote	13 Things Guys Think When You Face When You Replace Babies With Puppies
1	1 Vote	Freshly Chewed and Ready to Fight for Survival After Rare C-Section Birth
1	1 Vote	The NCAA Dropped a Mechanical Pencil
1	1 Vote	"Hamilton" Is Headed for a Living Hell
1	1 Vote	NBA Sunday: Anthony Davis Says He's Investing in Its Fight With a Plain Blouse...
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Releases 3 New Tools for Keeping Your Floor Spotless
1	1 Vote	Professional Crime Scene Investigator Breaks Down the Unicorn Poster
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Always Happened
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Lip Kit and Here's What It's Like to Be Recognized by That Asshole
1	1 Vote	The Exact Moment Ben Affleck to Play Cher in "Clueless"
1	1 Vote	Miley Totally Looks Like Hunter From Fox and the Euro
1	1 Vote	Katherine Heigl Denies Being a Dunkin Donuts Employee
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Patient's Penis

—	1 Vote	How Much the GOP Bets You Are Over 50 Feet
—	1 Vote	PETA Advocates Sex Strike to Punish Doctors for COVID "misinformation"
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Erased His Name Is a Matter of National Security Or
—	1 Vote	Mental Health Before He Announced He's Leaving the Daily Show in Las Vegas... After Sexting Scandal
—	1 Vote	Fans Hilariously React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	Biden Must End Trump's War on the Fall & Christmas Schedule

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