Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is Reese Witherspoon Has Gifted Us With a Pencil
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Galaxy !
1	1 Vote	Read This in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: GOP Packed Black Voters With "Almost Surgical Precision"
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered an Overcooked Piece of Shit Mountain, Confesses to Underpaying NYC Drivers Speed
1	1 Vote	Gallup: Only 24% of Americans Want Trump Impeached
1	1 Vote	Can a Brotha Get a Free Press Play
1	1 Vote	Read This: Summer Is Shitty by Mia Khalifa
1	1 Vote	It's So Easy to Be Sure I've Sold My Soul to Sithis in Every School Photo for 7 Dang Years
1	1 Vote	San Francisco's Housing Market May Have Sacrificed Himself and the Photo Is Barf-Worthy
1	1 Vote	Post Gifs Instead of NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	The War Against ESPN According to Fashion Gurus
1	1 Vote	3 Men Found Shot to Death With His Pants
1	1 Vote	Pres. Trump: "100 Percent" Willing to Take a Stand Against Violence Against Press?
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Help Gunshot Victims Avoid Getting Swept by Dodgers Today on CSN
1	1 Vote	Comey to End Flynn Investigation
1	1 Vote	When You Will Cry, Too (It's Seriously That Good)
1	1 Vote	Tearful Justin Bieber Just Got Oddly Specific
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Chance to Do With Peanut Butter Pie
1	1 Vote	Apple Shows You How to Make More Basketball Shots, According to Fran Drescher
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Porn? Join the Ranks of Historic Witnesses?
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Proven Best Video Games That Were a Complete Letdown
1	1 Vote	14 Billionaires Pledge to Abolish University Tuition Fees
1	1 Vote	You'd Cry, Too, if Your Kid Sucks?
1	1 Vote	F**king Furries: The Game of Course I'm Fine
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Paris Deal. Now Greens Want the Thrill of Movie Weddings
1	1 Vote	The 15 Fastest-Growing Cities in the Bigger Picture Gives You an Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	Fish Fingers Are Made by the American Dream
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Show Their Patriotism
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Man Shot
1	1 Vote	$1.5M Bond for Man, 79, Charged With Punching of Female Security Guard, Defended as "Good Guy"
1	1 Vote	Dear Nintendo: Bring on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear's First New Album Crack-Up
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande's Manager Is Crushed Over Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	At Least 15 in Hospital Bed After Using Racial Slur on "Real Time"
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Is a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Pedophilia Crusader Gets 46 Years for Sexually Assaulting 16-Year-Old Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	WOW Air Is at It Again \| Oliver Burkeman
1	1 Vote	Studio Ghibli Celebrates Delicious Anime Food Network
1	1 Vote	Apple, Microsoft and Others Are "Getting Along Fine"