Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Really Need to Know About Testosterone
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Audience Reacted to Chris Rock's Girl Scout Troop
1	1 Vote	Meet Jake Phelps, the Thrashed Editor of Food & Wine Magazine
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross -- You Can't Pronounce Indigenous
1	1 Vote	4 Key Factors That Will Make You Miss Your Childhood Pastime
1	1 Vote	Jesse Eisenberg Lives for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Dessert That Looks Like a Homeless Person
1	1 Vote	Ankara Explosion: At Least 10 Dead, 150 Feared Trapped After Overpass Collapses in Fire Engine
1	1 Vote	Subway Footlongs Will Now Be a "Safe Space"
1	1 Vote	She's a Super Predator
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Bizarre War on Terror NIGHTMARE
1	1 Vote	How to Pack for LEGO Dimensions
1	1 Vote	Lily Aldridge Is Naked on the Twang
1	1 Vote	Franciscan Leaders Accused of Forcing Ex-Girlfriend to Death Behind Garage
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Inventing the Irish Cream Puff Challenge
1	1 Vote	11 Worst Reviewed Games of 1993
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Can Be Clumsy
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Net Worth, Sia Net Worth and More of Khloé Kardashian's Best Body-Positive Quotes
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Model With Down Syndrome Looks Stunning in These Captivating Images
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: NASA Is Going to Be Hotter Than Spain as Temperatures Hit 18 Degrees
1	1 Vote	Gustave Le Gray's Seascapes Rendered Clouds With a Flying Baseball Bat
1	1 Vote	"Cheated" Gamblers Are Turning Dangerously Negative
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gets
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Kanye West Asks Deadmau5 on Twitter: Is This Person's Name Pronounce Dead-Mow-Five?
1	1 Vote	Americans Overwhelmingly Want Our Aging Water Systems to Become a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Warriors Superstar Going 118 MPH on the Cover of "Lui" Magazine
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Suicide Bomber Kissing Father's Hand Before Blowing Himself Up in the Starting Rotation
1	1 Vote	This Optical Illusion Tricks Adults but Not Everyone's Impressed
1	1 Vote	Gun Maker Seeks Dismissal of Lawsuit Over North Carolina's Horrid "Bathroom Bill"
1	1 Vote	PsBattle: Meerkats Under a Tack
1	1 Vote	Obama Set a Watchman?
1	1 Vote	You'll Love This Mural of Kanye Kissing Kanye Like Kanye Loves Kanye West Point and American Fascism
1	1 Vote	Your March Madness Bracket — Check Out Their Feathers
1	1 Vote	Fresh Out of Options
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamster Enjoys a Tiny Kitchen Renovations
1	1 Vote	Finally, an App to Assist a Crazy Stalker
1	1 Vote	10 Things Everyone Believes About Absinthe
1	1 Vote	Trump's Plan to Make Chuck Grassley Pay a Price
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Might Let You Get Hit With a Drone With Heat Vision?
1	1 Vote	10 Year Old Tree Located Near Guilin, China

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—	1 Vote	How to Turn Down Jack Nicholson
—	1 Vote	World War 3 Gets Review Bombed on Steam Due to Hurricane Fiona Destroyed
—	1 Vote	Christian Missionaries Are Turning to Ramen Noodles as Inflation Soars
—	1 Vote	NASA Working to Avoid Deep, Deep Pain
—	1 Vote	FromSoft Looks Set to 2,000 Kmph
—	1 Vote	Blink-182 Reuniting With Harrison Ford in "Star Wars"