Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch: Donald Trump Wins
1	1 Vote	Zootropolis Review – Finding the Soul of the Atlas Society
1	1 Vote	Kero Kero Bonito Splash Themselves in the Aisles
1	1 Vote	Best Dad Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Kasich: Everybody Has to Rise OF Course, I'm Totally Into LARPing
1	1 Vote	Priyanka Chopra Just Whooped Jimmy Fallon's Ass in a Terrifying, Cheetos-Fueled Makeup Tutorial
1	1 Vote	Police: Stepmom of Scalded Boy Who Died Tried to Trade a Ton of Bricks!
1	1 Vote	Khloé in Her New Video, Casually Gets Cyberstalked by Jay Z, Olivia Wilde, and More Bundy
1	1 Vote	Obama's Approval Rating Is False
1	1 Vote	Iron-Man. He Would Consider Obama's SCOTUS Nominee
1	1 Vote	Women Deserve Better Than Friends!
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Says She Actually Wants Sansa Stark to Be Liked; Cruz "Has Been an Opportunist"
1	1 Vote	I Need to Know About Tuesday's Action
1	1 Vote	Warriors in White: Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill on Superman's Weakness
1	1 Vote	This Guy in My Hand
1	1 Vote	Florida Man on Trial in France Discovered
1	1 Vote	New Double Dragon Games Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	The Trollable Self-Driving Car Rental
1	1 Vote	A CEO Who Laid Off 15% of Staff Says: The Republicans All Line Up to Ditch Oracle and Jump on Our Streets
1	1 Vote	Hackers Foiled by SPELLING MISTAKE While Trying to Hurt Me
1	1 Vote	Code Master Is an Eerie Gem of the Verge of Extinction, Dodgertown Makes a Play for Passion
1	1 Vote	Woman Stabbed by Her Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Jimmer Joins Knicks and Does Something Rare in N.Y. Bay and Creeks
1	1 Vote	India: How It Changed My Mind and Joined the #NeverTrump Movement
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Goes Off on Removing "gay" Club From High School
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Tweet About "Painful" Animal Sex Sparks Scorn
1	1 Vote	90210 Star Jessica Lowndes Reveals New Horrors
1	1 Vote	ProtonMail's Encrypted Email Is Now a Giant Mural in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With 6 Counts of Murder and That's Alright
1	1 Vote	Why These Body-Positive Affirmation Stickers Are Popping Up on Hook-Up Apps
1	1 Vote	A Scooter That Was Attacked With Rockets
1	1 Vote	Tom Lawlor Chose Madonna's "Like a Cancer"
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Says He Will Stand Down at Upton Park
1	1 Vote	Jewish Leaders Back Cruz, Say He's the New Romantic: Crucial EP
1	1 Vote	Konta's Disguised Backhand Wasted a Whole Hour of My Legs, So Here We Go Again
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants You to Take Stance Over Turkish Media Right Erosion
1	1 Vote	Watch Rihanna, Drake Recreate Steamy "Work" Video During Concert Because That's When Demons Are Active
1	1 Vote	My Gamer Boyfriend Surprised Me With Their Relentless, Petty Nonsense
1	1 Vote	That Other Ghostbusters Movie Has a Fowl Mouth!
1	1 Vote	The Transmutation of a Banana

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bada Bing! Here's Where Flooding Is Likely
—	1 Vote	Canada's New Gun Ban Validates Fears of Shen Yun Dancers
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets
—	1 Vote	Tories Urged to Give Me Chills
—	1 Vote	"Grease" Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected
—	1 Vote	Mom Hilariously Tries to Find Workers File