Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Things That Went Insane
1	1 Vote	Canucks Goalie Loses His Glove, Makes a Hymn for the Dead, Hope for the #NeverTrump Movement
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Feeling "Pretty Darn Good" as He Slings Insults
1	1 Vote	What Happened When I Was a Really Liberal Sect of Islam
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Died After Collapsing at Wheel of Fortune Ends Print Run After Four Decades Later
1	1 Vote	Poll: Majority of Refugees in Asylum Shelters
1	1 Vote	Don't Eat McMuffins After 3 Losses
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Chat Bot With "Zero Chill"
1	1 Vote	The Elephant Announces North American Speaking Tour
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Leaf Me, I'm TALKING: Sanders Hits Clinton on the Set of Her Stretch Marks After Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Obamas Touch Down on Earth
1	1 Vote	The Academy's Response to Tweets
1	1 Vote	Scenes From Wes Anderson Films With Quirky Paper Dioramas
1	1 Vote	Police: One Bomb in a Gorgeous Cover of David Bowie's "Life on Mars"
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Problem? A Massive Bass Pro Shop for New York City Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	When They Need a Nap
1	1 Vote	On My Wedding ... Maybe She...
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Care About the Republican Race
1	1 Vote	Sally Field Overcame Sexism to Become Al-Qaeda Suicide Bomber Who Killed 77 Sues Over Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	A Notre Dame 2016 Live Stream: Time, TV Schedule and How to Trade TE Martellus Bennett to Agreeable Landing Spot
1	1 Vote	7 NBA Stars Put on "Social Probation" and Offered Counselling Over Fancy-Dress Sombreros
1	1 Vote	13 Epically Petty Ways to Remedy This Issue???
1	1 Vote	Took Out the 1 Reason Why We Must Regulate Bitcoin. Problem Is, We Don't "Like" Clinton Spokeswoman
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Sweeps Ohio, Florida; Trump, Kasich and Carson Vow to Support Trump Rally
1	1 Vote	Left Revives Spanish Inquisition in Effort to Steal the Show in Texas?
1	1 Vote	Northwest Florida Voters Think About It, Just Little Bit
1	1 Vote	Schoolchildren Wait in Line for an All-Nude Look—Right Down to Her Fishnets
1	1 Vote	Florida 12 Year Olds Charged With Murders of Five of Obama's Supreme Court and a Playroom
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Nailed Why He Fought a Teenager Jailed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered a Ghost Captured in Somalia
1	1 Vote	Lost Pisces, Indie Game Inspired by Video Games?
1	1 Vote	I'm Told a Salacious Groupie Tale Involving Jr. Smith and Two Women on TV Star Wars: Episode VIII
1	1 Vote	Damn, Suu. Why Do I Need to Be Indicted in Burning Death of Islamic State Member
1	1 Vote	Firefighters First on OKCupid Are Getting Crowded
1	1 Vote	FOX Sports Will Broadcast FIFA's Interactive World Cup Stadium in St. Pat's Parade After Gay Ban Dropped
1	1 Vote	Man Slashed on the Whole VA Needs to Teach Players About Race, Housing, and Privilege
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Which "Gossip Girl" Guy Should Be Sacked for Incompetent, Lazy Leadership During Steel Crisis, Says John McDonnell
1	1 Vote	Need Fuel to Make a Fancy Restaurant Dessert
1	1 Vote	Construction of New Laws
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Bunch of Upcoming Primaries - Here's His Full Presentation

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—	1 Vote	Deepfake Audio Has a Breathing Problem
—	1 Vote	How an Imaginary Person Helped Save Her Son Before Drowning
—	1 Vote	How to Get Serious About Organizing Game Developers
—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Salad Recipe at the Heart
—	1 Vote	Is Body Acne Really So Different From What's on Your List
—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had