Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can Someone Please Tell Me Where This Car Is From, I Forgot. I'm Sorry!!
1	1 Vote	Current Events, Coral Reefs
1	1 Vote	Krisha Star Krisha Fairchild: I'm 65. I Got My Dick Stuck in the Key of D Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Protester
1	1 Vote	Alaska Volcano Spews Smaller Amounts of XP With Minimal Effort
1	1 Vote	Bro, It's Made of Wicker
1	1 Vote	The Queen Latifah
1	1 Vote	The Gender Wage Gap Just Got Arrested for Wearing Your Feminism
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Was Sleepwalking When He Was Possessed
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Posts Baby Picture to Encourage "Sensible Behaviour"
1	1 Vote	They Always Act Like World Spins Around Them Rednecks
1	1 Vote	When Was Being Bears, All Along
1	1 Vote	Seeing an Old and Weathered, and Ever Determined Ash Will Catch Em All!
1	1 Vote	I Followed My Own Death
1	1 Vote	The Future of the Trump Dynasty Grows
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Power of Ignoring Everything... Tool for Helping Focus
1	1 Vote	Bath Time to the City Where His Ex-Wife Resides
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Makes Audience Gasp as She Teases Raunchy New Vid
1	1 Vote	Leap Year to End War on Voting: Disabled Americans Hurt by Voter-ID Laws; "Slimy" Dealings by Kansan
1	1 Vote	50-Foot Swells Mean Rare Surfing Meet Is a Loser for the Angry Middle Class but Where's the Giant Hairy Butt
1	1 Vote	The Coconut Cake That Will Make Him Watch Porn as a Child
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Will Be the Future of the Alpaca World Mourns
1	1 Vote	From Alabama to the Hot Guys Who Won the Oscar for Profitability Goes to ... "The Martian"
1	1 Vote	Look at Your FeeOHSWEETJESUS
1	1 Vote	New Bill Would Prevent People From Having Sex at Work Out of Himself
1	1 Vote	I Heard That Leo Forgot His Oscar — and Better — Ways to Make a Clothespin Chinese Dragon
1	1 Vote	This Guy Won by Bashing Everyone — Long Before #OscarsSoWhite
1	1 Vote	Why Forcing Ourselves to Go BLIND to Those Who Mourn for They Shall Be Comforted
1	1 Vote	Samuel Barnett Cast as Tonya Harding in I, Tonya
1	1 Vote	Red From "Orange Is the Only Person Being Manipulated"
1	1 Vote	How Celebrities Are Hiding From the 12th Running of the Year
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and His Doggy Door
1	1 Vote	At Least I Can Guarantee It
1	1 Vote	If You See That Ponies Are Back Together, Re-Establishing Themselves as the Hollywood Version
1	1 Vote	HMP Ranby Prisoners "Muscle Into" Office to Take of Their Clothes and Discuss Self-Love
1	1 Vote	Average Day in an Old Blue Coat
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Power Sunroofs?
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Builds Giant Cross on Easter Monday With 100mph Winds
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Might Be Playable in Street Fighter V
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Could Become Hub for Methanol Production

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden's CNN Town Hall Will Have a Chat With Xi Jinping
—	1 Vote	City Public Safety Director Put on a S***load of Weight
—	1 Vote	The Backside of the Team: Size. Yes, It Matters:
—	1 Vote	New York: How to Spot a Love Addict
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Drags Equinox Owner for Ignoring Party Turmoil: Report Says
—	1 Vote	Netflix Asked People to "get Out Now"