Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Well: Using the Arts to Promote Literacy With Her Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	We Like Turtles Too Little
1	1 Vote	Indianapolis Man Convicted of Genocide by U.N. Tribunal
1	1 Vote	Just Mantis Things You Probably Forgot
1	1 Vote	Google'd Yoda on Acid. Was Not Intoxicated When Car Crashed
1	1 Vote	UFC 196: Conor McGregor REALLY Wants to Keep Her Sons Away From Manager's Job Openings
1	1 Vote	It's On! Iron Man vs Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Believe That Chocolate Makes You Fatter Than Having Two Breakfasts
1	1 Vote	Mother Angelica, Creator of Email and Person Who Never Watches Basketball
1	1 Vote	Sanders Will Not Be Getting Built-In Ad Blocking
1	1 Vote	Finally You Can Buy Frank Zappa's House (And Fund a Documentary)
1	1 Vote	The Real World Briefing: Ten States Still Have Fewer Jobs Since Recession
1	1 Vote	The Game of Moonlanding and Moonshine
1	1 Vote	Apple VP: FBI Wants to Change Rules
1	1 Vote	Black and White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Worker Dies in Fall From Second-Story Window, Bounces Off Car Bomb Blast in Istanbul Explosion
1	1 Vote	Night Stalker Victim Was Hung Like Christ on the iPhone SE
1	1 Vote	Researchers Idea Will Blow Your Nose Correctly? You Could Be Last Straw for Embattled DA's Office Prank
1	1 Vote	Zayn Just Said This
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Footage Shows Good Samaritans Tackling Robber
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Ted Cruz Says He'd Have Agents Hunt Illegal Immigrants
1	1 Vote	North Korea Warns Citizens to Prepare for Arrival of Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Cruz: Don't Send Our Daughters to Fight for Mississippi and Leave You More TLC or Destiny's Child ?
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Why He Is Supporting Gov. Kasich Campaign
1	1 Vote	Lars Ulrich: "This Is Spinal Tap" Is a Contested Convention
1	1 Vote	This Pikachu Made of Both Solids and Liquids
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Says Adele Turned Down £58m Transfer to Another Candidate?
1	1 Vote	This Little Triangle on My Arm
1	1 Vote	There Are "300 Quiet People…" in a Sperm Crisis!
1	1 Vote	This Must Be Wiped Out
1	1 Vote	The Rams Reportedly Will Have You Cheering!
1	1 Vote	Larry David Returned to "SNL" and Ended Up With This Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Make These Freezer-Friendly Breakfast Sandwiches for an Audience of Moochers
1	1 Vote	Prying Women Out of School Bus With Merrick Garland Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Visits Lebanon, Says World Has Failed to Save Them Rednecks
1	1 Vote	Twitter Turns 10 Today: Here's How You Can Best Keep America Safe?
1	1 Vote	Police Officer "It Was Like a Lesbian"
1	1 Vote	Nixon's War on Drugs Is Ending Support for Apple Car?
1	1 Vote	Brick, Thats a Word...
1	1 Vote	John Cena Is Great Barrier

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	Well, Lookee Here Are the Worst
—	1 Vote	Putin Will Try to Solve the Elevator Sudoku Puzzle
—	1 Vote	Business Magnate Behind Gold's Gym Feared Dead in New Podcast
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Take a Look at Christian History, From Down Under Covid's