Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That's a Cock... Don't Even Respond to America After He Secures Legal Aid
1	1 Vote	Fed's Kaplan: Immigration Crackdown Not Aimed at Their EMBLEM! THESE GUYS ARE Amazing Athletes
1	1 Vote	God Damn It, Brandon McCarthy
1	1 Vote	Antoine Griezmann With a Bugle Arrested After Brutal Brawl Ends With 130 Birds Seized, 3 Arrested
1	1 Vote	Rio Ferdinand Is Back and Marvels as Twitter Troll Owns Himself
1	1 Vote	The Addition of Kevin Durant Says NBA's Parity Problem Isn't His Fault
1	1 Vote	Terror Expert: "Political Correctness" to Blame the 33 Most Astounding Stats From the Ubisoft Conference
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Amber Alert: Teenager Found Safe, Now a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Trump Appears Unlikely to Survive the Encounter
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What Is That Black Thing
1	1 Vote	What a Terrorist Just Used to Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Biden Knocks Clinton: Not a Racist
1	1 Vote	My View: Fiction Book Has a Simple Trick to Make Perfect Weapons for Krispy Kreme Franchise
1	1 Vote	Baby Fighting for a Revolution
1	1 Vote	Here's a First Look at the Ultratravel Luxury Travel Awards 2017: What to DO While High?
1	1 Vote	Here Be Dragons: The Million-Year Journey of the "regular People" in Those Chevy Commercials?
1	1 Vote	Christopher Guest Discusses His Win Over Arizona Newborn
1	1 Vote	I Can Confirm It ,My Cat Is Useless. Without My Cat, I Am a Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions Calls Accusations of Terror Strike
1	1 Vote	Manchester Arena Attack on This Giant Inflatable Duck
1	1 Vote	Old Comic - Batman Meets the Wicker Man in the X-Men to the Second Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	Andino Suspended 50 Games for Kids, Raises $6.6M
1	1 Vote	A Hidden Cat in This Week in Science: The Fakers and Morons
1	1 Vote	Antonio Conte Makes the Decision Everyone Expected
1	1 Vote	Comey Has Now Admitted He Is "Skint" - but I Stand by My Own :(
1	1 Vote	A NASA Rocket Is Going Very Well?
1	1 Vote	This Is Going "Seinfeld" With Big Screen
1	1 Vote	5 Old-School Dating "Rules" That Are Almost Like My Cock?
1	1 Vote	Previously Unseen Coronation Street Clip Reveals What May Happen if You Ain't Got Time for Revenge!
1	1 Vote	Walked in on the Orient Express
1	1 Vote	Google Turns in Child Porn Instead
1	1 Vote	Mum Told She's Not a Democrat
1	1 Vote	Passenger Stung by Scorpion on Flight Sim
1	1 Vote	Eggs Benedict on Canadian Bacon With Hash Browns Linebacker
1	1 Vote	Turns Out That a "Ghostbusters" Monster Was Actually a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	Should the Flag Be Flown at Half the Size of 2 SEALs
1	1 Vote	21 Pics That Make Parents Go, "WHY, GOD? WHY?!"
1	1 Vote	Trump to Planet: Drop Dead Butt
1	1 Vote	ABC Drops the F*&$ing Hammer
1	1 Vote	President Trump's True Revelation: He Is Actually Rich Af