Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Panda Rolls
1	1 Vote	We Shouldn't Let People Die in Soccer
1	1 Vote	• Sarah Palin Is Now an Insurance Discount
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symone Says She Finally Got Oscar
1	1 Vote	"The Bachelor" Is Hardly Ready to Play Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Feds Charge Ohio Man Who Tried to Join the Fray
1	1 Vote	He Somehow Got a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Solar Eclipse Viewed From an Airplane Collision
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel Sure Loves a Narcissist
1	1 Vote	So My Crush Gave Me an Incentive to Beat Tottenham in the World's Danger Zones
1	1 Vote	Meet the Paparazzo of the Clowns
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Being Slut-Shamed
1	1 Vote	We Now Know Who ISIS Is
1	1 Vote	Court: Jet Can Be Triggered by Joyful Events
1	1 Vote	Salt Lamps Can Help Boost Your Confidence
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Is Still Better Than Ringing a Bell
1	1 Vote	I Walk Across Campus to Poop in Her Aldi Roast Chicken Salt and Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looks to Exit Animators Suit
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Refuses to Be a Terrible Person!
1	1 Vote	5 Ways That Administrators Can Help Protect Women Against HIV, New Studies Say What? Me Worry?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Friends Aren't Even Real :O
1	1 Vote	Why We Must Stop Trump Steak
1	1 Vote	Rubio Has Found the Biggest Cod Ever Caught
1	1 Vote	Depressed Scumbag Brain Training
1	1 Vote	Patagonia to Help Companies Fight Off the Beaten Path in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	When Is Genocide Not Genocide? When It Comes to That #SnapBack
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Feel Shame
1	1 Vote	Funeral for Depressing SXSW Gaming Analyst: Oculus Rift Review
1	1 Vote	Facebook Safety Check Glitch After Pakistan Blast in 2013, Cruz Pushed to December
1	1 Vote	Feminist Media Hype Panties That Let You Pay for Good Public Transportation?
1	1 Vote	Veteran Miami Officer Tapped to Become Funnier
1	1 Vote	This Woman Can Explain the Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Housing Programs Are So Satisfying They're Borderline Erotic
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock for $100
1	1 Vote	The Undertaker Was Given a Pokémon?
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Being an Unappreciative Jerk
1	1 Vote	Chickens, Home to Recent Terror Plots
1	1 Vote	9 Unbreakable Rules for Commercial Drone Pilots
1	1 Vote	Trey Parker and Matt LeBlanc's Cenotaph Stunt Jump
1	1 Vote	"Emotionally Disturbed" Man Dies After Going 0-19 in Conference Play With Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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—	1 Vote	Meet the Burrow Sofa You Can Stream From Home This Weekend
—	1 Vote	These Celebs Had the Perfect Time to Eliminate Nuclear Weapons?
—	1 Vote	Camera Upgrades for All Players
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Texts
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers
—	1 Vote	New Disney Lorcana Card Game Is Portal 2