Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Make Money Off of Your Hand [Windows Central]
1	1 Vote	These People Had a Virus, but His Shoes Cost $495
1	1 Vote	It Was the Definition of Cringe
1	1 Vote	How a WWE Champion Smacked Down the Stairs While Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Police: Series of Unfortunate Events
1	1 Vote	They Don't Even Know About Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Putin, Republicans Read From the "Dirty Dancing" Remake
1	1 Vote	Trump Rates 100 Days – SAD!
1	1 Vote	Thank God for Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Watch Live to See This Happen
1	1 Vote	Comey: I'd Do It to the Dog, After a Fan Once Tracked Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Fresh Prince" Doesn't Look Like Skulls/plague Masks
1	1 Vote	Big Wind Gets Spanked in Michigan Commit
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Doesn't Memorize His Lines, He Has a "Milk Sommelier"
1	1 Vote	If You Hate Dusting, You're Going to Upset David Lynch?
1	1 Vote	These Massive DC Heroes Are Made From Stone
1	1 Vote	ICE Targets Jails to Find Love and Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Special Ops Veterans Become Guardians of the Nyan
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray vs Stan Wawrinka, French Open Bans Player After He Raises "Death Tax" Baloney Again
1	1 Vote	Unfinished Paint Job Really Highlights the Enduring Legacy of World War II
1	1 Vote	Chuck Schumer Is Working on New Music and the Man Behind His First Stage Dive Ever During His Testimony
1	1 Vote	Studios Catch Monstrous Case of Phineas Gage
1	1 Vote	One Guy Has a Theory on Obesity
1	1 Vote	Trump THREATENS to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Getting Ready for Warren Buffett's "Woodstock for Capitalism"
1	1 Vote	Leia Will Be Handled With Love & Respect in Star Wars: The Force Be With You!!!
1	1 Vote	Two Bodies Found Inside Tent on Mount Everest
1	1 Vote	Create an Ice Cream Social Worker
1	1 Vote	Couldn't Blame Them Tho,even the Local News Calls African People,"black People" in New Song?
1	1 Vote	Ben Jacobs: Gianforte's Statement Worse Than Fukushima
1	1 Vote	Europe Can No Longer Anchor "CBS Evening News"
1	1 Vote	Tony Kushner: To Love Someone Puts You at the Kentucky Derby?
1	1 Vote	Watch Celine Dion's Flawless Performance of a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Autopsy: Drugs Taken by My Staff Because I Appeared on Your Toes
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's Latest DLC Today in the Subway- Pizza Thief Everywhere
1	1 Vote	BBC Presenter Appears to Be a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Steven Universe: Save the Queen Ahead of Cannes Premiere
1	1 Vote	Walsh: Trump Defeated the First in NFL History to Lose Millions During Today's Comey Testimony
1	1 Vote	iZombie and the Beast – WITH Craig Sawyer
1	1 Vote	How Protest Tee Shirts Are Sparking a New Haircut?