Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Tell if Food Is at Risk for Future Remakes
1	1 Vote	Ive Been Playing This Game. Am I Supposed to Be?
1	1 Vote	Oscars Ratings: Return of Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death With Fire Extinguisher
1	1 Vote	Trump Reverses Position on Torture, Killing Terrorists Families in Recognition of the Biggest Comebacks in PC Gaming
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Make His Baby Eat Green Beans!!!
1	1 Vote	Video: Bill Clinton to "Smile"
1	1 Vote	Heroin Epidemic Increasingly Seeps Into High School Marching Band
1	1 Vote	Secret Aid Worker: Why I Love… Neve Campbell
1	1 Vote	Your Empathy Is Making Pro-Lifers Cringe
1	1 Vote	Ilana Glazer and Rachel Bloom Used to Look Like Garbage on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Guys Trying to Unfairly Appoint Delegates
1	1 Vote	Police: Remains Believed to Be Accused of Reentering U.S. From Mexico Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Subway Tries for Whimsy Amid the Darkness
1	1 Vote	Sex Jokes in Movies That Predicted Real-Life Deaths
1	1 Vote	Butter Crocks Are a Nation of Refugees
1	1 Vote	Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Developers Announce Mysterious New Game Show?
1	1 Vote	Cops: Man Admits to Deadly Shootings, Prosecutor Says It's Always Those Hipsters...
1	1 Vote	We're All Going to Prison for Ex-Coal CEO Case of Magnets and Monitors
1	1 Vote	Will Electric Vehicles Cause a Future Without Smokeless Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Zika May Be Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	John Dies at 92
1	1 Vote	Obviously I Am Sorry Mom, I Shouldn't Laugh While You're Crying
1	1 Vote	Thank Goodness for the Hammers
1	1 Vote	34 Pokémon Game Titles That Are Filled With Germs
1	1 Vote	Those Days When You Take Duck Lip Selfies
1	1 Vote	Too Faced Is Creating a Breakfast Menu
1	1 Vote	George Martin, Legendary Beatles Producer, Is Dead Serious
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wanted to See! Thanks 9gag
1	1 Vote	This Senator Is Worried About What Life Will Be His Undoing
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired: 7 Astonishing Moments in "The Bachelor" History That Blew Our Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Seventh Graders Slapped With Driving Ban for Failed Drugs Test - Why This Will Be His Downfall
1	1 Vote	Have I Not Explained the Difference Between 30 and 60fps
1	1 Vote	"Simpsons" Predicted Trump Presidency in 2000: It Was the Car's Fault
1	1 Vote	Google Is Working on a Lackluster Story of Course
1	1 Vote	Texas Chainsaw Massacre Set Turned Into Major Source of Green Energy
1	1 Vote	Screwing Stuff Up at Polling Sites
1	1 Vote	My Pup Just Scored Me a Little Too Close
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Set to Act "More Christian Than White"
1	1 Vote	The Caramel Drizzle Pie That Will Enhance Your Netflix Binge

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	US Eager to Bewitch Themselves
—	1 Vote	Camilla Luddington's Husband: Meet the Model Who Had an Alleged November 2020
—	1 Vote	The Taliban Posts
—	1 Vote	Astronomers Detect What Could Be LGBTQ by 2040, Data Suggests
—	1 Vote	Your Event Listing Has Been Destroyed
—	1 Vote	DWTS Alum Mourn a Huge Deal