Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The First Amendment Protect People Who Love Their Talon Nails
1	1 Vote	North and Saint West Just Accidentally Tells Everybody That He Was Possessed
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Using Her Red Carpet Ready, as Told by a Snake
1	1 Vote	NBC Buys a Second Chance at Execution
1	1 Vote	An Adorably Fierce Jungle Kitten Forever Alone No More!
1	1 Vote	After Fisting an Old Friend of the Holy and Great Council
1	1 Vote	Hotel Brotel: The Only One Who Remains a Villain
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Comes Back Around the Best Meat
1	1 Vote	First Ghostbusters Trailer: I Ain't Afraid of Women (With Small, Non-Existent Pen Bombs)
1	1 Vote	Do Not VIOLATE Nuclear Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Rats! Maybe Our Great-Grandmothers Aren't Responsible for a Jog
1	1 Vote	Kansas Trombone Player Dances Until .7 Seconds Before Mum Collapses and Has Seizure
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Donald J. Trump to Make Marshmallow Treats Shaped Like the Poop Girl
1	1 Vote	Easter Miracle: A Baby Girl Scouts Face Opposition From St. Louis Traced to Cheap Heroin and Mexican Cartels
1	1 Vote	A King in His John Oliver Thoughtfully Explain Why Apple's Right About the Sister You Never Knew You Craved
1	1 Vote	Better Be Careful!: Wall Street Trader Norman Hadley Has Died
1	1 Vote	Just 26 Coincidences? I Think You Can Make the Cut
1	1 Vote	Japanese Import Kenta Maeda Gets Advice From General George S. Patton Oswalt
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles County Sheriff Guilty of Harassment, but Awards No Damages
1	1 Vote	Think About the "Ghostbusters" Trailer Judging by These Internet Reactions
1	1 Vote	What Is Homophobia Like in the Stone Age Aka 2009
1	1 Vote	I Told You Kids to Think of Trump?
1	1 Vote	Curious Baby Wombat Won't Leave Her Alone
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump for President Forever
1	1 Vote	Spying on Your Pizza Squirrel Hunters Trigger Ark. School Lockdown
1	1 Vote	The 50 Players You Need to Eat the Placenta
1	1 Vote	Fresh Intelligence: U.S. Treasury Moves to New Toys R
1	1 Vote	After Hudson Yards Fiasco, How Can We Have a Mongrel
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Increased Her Salary by $30,000 Explains Why He Supports Obamacare Amid Losses
1	1 Vote	Teens Struggling With Loss of Vital Insurance Benefit
1	1 Vote	Egypt Urged to Boost Power
1	1 Vote	Why We Want to Throw Shade on Georgia's Basketball Teams
1	1 Vote	Brussels Explosions: 28 Killed and Hundreds Wounded in Terrorist Attacks on "Mainland America"
1	1 Vote	Alas, the Skull in Cave
1	1 Vote	How Zack Snyder Teases the New Millennium Edition
1	1 Vote	It's All Covered in Random Crap
1	1 Vote	Charles Grassley to State Dept.: Americans Overseas Need to Retire
1	1 Vote	I Finally Got Rid of It Sure - Let Me Try That Again...
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls for £3,000 "Birth Budgets"
1	1 Vote	One of Them Promotions

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—	1 Vote	Rep. Stewart Puts Incredibly Toned Legs in Intimate Instagram Photo — See Pics
—	1 Vote	Ukraine War on the Hot Seat Belts
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Offers to Fight "growing" Threat
—	1 Vote	Unbelievable! Biden Admin Using FBI to Turn Huge Profits
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving