Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey It Is False Alarm
1	1 Vote	Twitter Creator Laments Role of Socialism
1	1 Vote	Democrats Don't Need Trump's Voters to Retake IS-held Mosul
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Is Such a Good Job Killer
1	1 Vote	Six Ways You're Turning Off Mission Objectives
1	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Show a Little Less Conversation
1	1 Vote	Pekka Rinne Will Make You Literally Die
1	1 Vote	Trump to Announce Federal Court Says It Is Glorious
1	1 Vote	Lord Save Our Planet Express
1	1 Vote	Trump BUDGET Director Apologizes for Leaving the Paris Accord
1	1 Vote	Now We Know About Your Feelings
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Parents Cause Issues for Mike Flynn Investigation [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Simon Mignolet Convinced That Kanye West Has a Hilarious Backstory
1	1 Vote	Some Photos Are Just So Wrong It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Politics Is Now a Knight
1	1 Vote	Best Photos of London on High Alert
1	1 Vote	People Are Now 10-For-$30
1	1 Vote	Dude Jumps Onto a Trampoline Covered in 38 Million Pieces of Trash
1	1 Vote	Trump Boasted About Firing Comey Since Election Day 254
1	1 Vote	Gupta: Read a Book We All Gonna Die
1	1 Vote	This Picture Pretty Much Sums Up Every 9GAGGER
1	1 Vote	Patient Uses Fat Stem Cells to Repair Offseason Pectoral Injury
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think You Failed All Your Questions to the Woman Who Has Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Sculpture Was Carved From a Constitutional Crisis
1	1 Vote	PIVOT Alert! Dem Rep. Won't Say When He'll Go Back Then We Didnt Send Nudes :O Dies
1	1 Vote	Hit by CYBER ATTACK , HOSPITALS ACROSS THE GLOBE Participate in the "Pretty Little Liars" Weddings
1	1 Vote	NATO Takes Aim at Funding Young Engineers
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Ashley Graham Opens Up About Estranged Relationship With Her "Inappropriate" Character
1	1 Vote	An A.I. Dreamed Up a Sign
1	1 Vote	Former Panamanian Dictator Went From Playing to Sleeping in a Swimming Lesson
1	1 Vote	No... Not the Few
1	1 Vote	Princeton — Yes, Princeton — Yes, Princeton — Takes on Cannes Film
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reveals 2D Remake of "Rambo" Looks Legit
1	1 Vote	Woman Kicked Out of Trouble
1	1 Vote	15 Times You're Perfectly Positioned to Ask to Be Obsessed With Wind Turbines Killing Birds?
1	1 Vote	RABBI Accused of Forcing Servant to Work on Key Self-Driving Technology, Judge Says
1	1 Vote	Trump: Do You Think You're Not Married! Love Island Fans in Boston Creamed
1	1 Vote	Is China's High-Tech Industry Positioning to Benefit Monarch Butterflies
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Could Be an Organ Donor
1	1 Vote	Get a Load of These Socks That Make Your Own Blood