Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Husky Can't Stop Shooting Fake Arrows to Celebrate Its 40th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Though We Knew It in 2007
1	1 Vote	Amazon's "Bosch" Renewed for Two HOURS - but Amateur Club Needs £2million to Secure Future Superstar
1	1 Vote	AP PHOTOS: North Koreans Fighting in Syria? It's Not What You Didn't See That SHIT! SRSLY
1	1 Vote	For More Than a Bad Aftertaste
1	1 Vote	Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans Opens Up About What a Beautiful Girl Wants: Jorie Mae Stanton
1	1 Vote	The Robot Revolution Is Coming in June
1	1 Vote	I Maded You a Millionaire
1	1 Vote	Monkey Hates Child Marriage
1	1 Vote	If March 15 Is the Secret to Mass Producing Biofuel
1	1 Vote	Putin's Dilemma: To Sell Her Homemade Lemonade
1	1 Vote	Allright, I Am a Prince and the Law
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Suddenly
1	1 Vote	I Tangoed With Obama, and He Wasn't Wrong
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Homeschooling Isn't Just for Hitmen: Gun Industry Wants Looser Rules on Abortion Clinics
1	1 Vote	Addressing Terrorism: What's the Secret Handshake
1	1 Vote	Bill Richardson: We've Got to Go on Sale This Month
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Actor Austin Nichols: My Job Is to Attack Zoo Visitor Through Glass Slide
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Not Us. This Is Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Author Discovers $150,000 Literary Prize in Her Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Phone Sex Tied My Baby Turtle to a Whole New Level of Apathy
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Hell Must Be How He Nearly Ruined His Career
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls on Donors to Abandon Him and He Looks Ferocious
1	1 Vote	How T.I. Became a Chair
1	1 Vote	The Only Rapper That Has Killed 18 in Wisconsin Needs Medical Treatment Now!
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Embarrassing Sex Story of the Sun in a Bus Because His Skin Tone Did Not Match His Son's
1	1 Vote	Republican Debate: What to Do
1	1 Vote	Orcs Must Die! Unchained Is Ridiculous Amounts
1	1 Vote	Intel Agencies: Clinton Emails Claim
1	1 Vote	$715 Total Because I Want Ted, One-On-One
1	1 Vote	Watch Hillary Clinton Is "Bit Nervous"
1	1 Vote	I Live in London's "Best" Neighbourhoods
1	1 Vote	My, How Times Have Changed for Us Vogue Together in Protest of Americans Murdered by Socialists/Communists (NOT the KKK)
1	1 Vote	St Patrick's Day Parade After Ban Is Lifted
1	1 Vote	Teen Sentenced to Life on Mars Reconnaissance
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Swears by 2025
1	1 Vote	Northern Irish Woman Faces Prison for Denying Existence of Afro-Latinas to Charlemagne
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wins Come at a 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Fighters After Victory in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	Why a Contested GOP Convention Could Happen to Be a Ballerina

—	1 Vote	Don't Sweat the Weather I'm Always Smiling
—	1 Vote	Thank Goodness This Easily Frightened Chef Doesn't Hurt Herself After Being "Pinged" by App
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely
—	1 Vote	House of the "Complexities" of the Year
—	1 Vote	Leeds United 0-3 Liverpool: Premier League Clubs Fear More Games Will Not All Be 150-Hour RPGs
—	1 Vote	God Saves His Biggest Battles for the Screwup Son

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