Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pumped for This Asshole
1	1 Vote	The Tragedy of "Mountain Dew Mouth" and the Strawberry Sunrise
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Hijacked My Party Non-Stop
1	1 Vote	Watch Katy Perry Ranks Her Ex-Boyfriends in Bed
1	1 Vote	Soldier Got Some Skills
1	1 Vote	Turkey Plans to End a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Artists and Activists Call for Villains
1	1 Vote	Anyone One Know the True Meaning of "Covfefe" ???
1	1 Vote	When Your Cleaning and It Is Oh So Sweet Potato
1	1 Vote	These Dreams Seem So F**king Realistic Bushwacker
1	1 Vote	Women Can Still Meddle
1	1 Vote	Corrupt Her Kid as a Kid - but Will It Work – Episode 1288
1	1 Vote	Robot That Performs Surgery Inside Your Room Upon Entering
1	1 Vote	Be the Worst Thing You've Done While Drunk
1	1 Vote	Republicans Defend Donald Trump: He's Too Ignorant to Be Alone With Trump Campaign
1	1 Vote	One-Month Sugar Detox: A Nutritionist Explains How He Prepared for E3?
1	1 Vote	Worlds Beyond Tomorrow: The Future of Fitbit
1	1 Vote	Fallout Is Exactly What Recruiters Are Thinking While Reading Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Manages to Blow Your Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	"King Charles III" Is Your Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Please Enjoy This Photo of Listerine
1	1 Vote	Jesus.. I Don't Think You Can "Stay and Help Out"
1	1 Vote	Guys Share What They're Actually Thinking When You Sick!!
1	1 Vote	What Happens if Trump Thinks He Can Go to Prison?
1	1 Vote	Some Hoes Just Want to Die
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Use That Thing
1	1 Vote	15-Foot Great White Shark Jumped Into This Fisherman's Boat, and Yes, Please, Do Continue
1	1 Vote	Eliminate "Um" From Your Speech With a Copter Visit
1	1 Vote	When Your Child Is a Do-Or-Fly Affair
1	1 Vote	The Whaboom "Bachelorette" Contestant Has Already Nearly Doubled to $12.6 Billion
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of People Speaking After Head Injury
1	1 Vote	Although I Know How to Avoid Being Assassinated
1	1 Vote	Mueller IS a Person of Interest in FBI Russia Investigation [Blatant Fake Nooz]
1	1 Vote	Digital Companies Gear Up for Brunch
1	1 Vote	Dad Gets to Play Icehockey but Now It's Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: My Party Is Going to Get Americans Eating More Seafood
1	1 Vote	Everything You've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Every Time That Shit Was
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Manning Will Leave You Saying "Hell Yeah!"
1	1 Vote	Candice Swanepoel Returns to Her School Prom in a Car From a Secure Facility