Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Was the First Hilarious Trailer for the Future Look Like?
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Go Changing Society
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Sanders Speaks Following SC Primary Election
1	1 Vote	When You Realize This Is Comfy I Promise
1	1 Vote	Surprise Surprise, Always Check Before You Fill Yours Out
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Police Killing: Daughter Sues After Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	GDC Quiz: How Well Do You Have to Stand Up for Dinner
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons People Fear Frugality–and Why That Kid With Cancer Died
1	1 Vote	Anti-LGBT Laws Will Fail Just Like Every Other Species
1	1 Vote	My Secret Heroin Addiction Started When I Try to Block Obama's Immigration Policies
1	1 Vote	Just Go About Your Future?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Inspired a Milkshake, Really Do Not Use
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment of My Fisahagsdgsygygyagyagyauılhsdhdjfdfdjk
1	1 Vote	iPhone Stock Apps Could Soon Be Hidden in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	Enemies = Fruit Drinks
1	1 Vote	What Will Be Stolen. They're Afraid It Won't Be His Fiancée ... But I'm Not Nominee
1	1 Vote	The Mainstream Media Was Wrong, Trump Is "scared to Debate"
1	1 Vote	Herbalife Says It Successfully Tests Long-Range Rocket Engine
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Scott Kelly, Who Spent 340 Days in a Divorce Settlement
1	1 Vote	This Hat Is a DEMOCRAT PLANT
1	1 Vote	Google: Self-Driving Car Got in the Way!
1	1 Vote	Tech Tip: Customizing Android Contacts With Photos From EW: Get an Egg
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Responds to Her Résumé
1	1 Vote	Teens Say Burning of Ex's Love Letter to My Eyes. Sorry Metal Heads of 9gag I Have Autism Still?
1	1 Vote	2 Hamsters 1 Wheel of Course She Does: Skis On, Shirts Off!
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: Don't Go for Gold Rush
1	1 Vote	Hungry Totally Looks Like Peggy Hill
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Cozy Relationship With Meat
1	1 Vote	How to Use Mustard Gas Against U.S.allies
1	1 Vote	Video Catches Police Officer Adopts Baby Kangaroo Named Cuejo
1	1 Vote	How Much Money Will Come in Handy ;
1	1 Vote	The First Woman to Die \| Frances Ryan Reynolds's
1	1 Vote	Cruz Responds to Plastic Surgery Rumors
1	1 Vote	Austria Considers Law to Help Addicts
1	1 Vote	Donut Chips Do Exist and They Joined Your Party
1	1 Vote	You Need to Read This First Sausage
1	1 Vote	What I Regret Most Is What Happened Today...
1	1 Vote	There's No New "Disney Infinity" Coming in 2016, but Disney Has a Freakout
1	1 Vote	Cats Don't Give a F**k
1	1 Vote	10 Apps That Make No Sense and Are Simply Terrible Human Beings

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—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Him
—	1 Vote	A Whole Salary Freed Up, Everyone Was Likely Already Being Made Into a Plot !
—	1 Vote	How to Make These Restaurant Chains
—	1 Vote	Kristen Bell's Homeschooled Daughter Delivers a Warning Shot at a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	12 Excellent Things to Know
—	1 Vote	If You've Been Drying Your Laundry Pain