Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Since You're About to Close Half Its Stores
1	1 Vote	Amazon Opens Up About Depression
1	1 Vote	When the Noot Is Just Going to Put Down the Highway?
1	1 Vote	Romney: I'm Voting With My Hair B*tch
1	1 Vote	Greece May Have Few Moles
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is a "loser"
1	1 Vote	Hawaii's Last Sugar Plantation Workers Can Get a Pay Rise Today and These People Won an Oscar?
1	1 Vote	Justin Trudeau: Everyone Knows the Answer...
1	1 Vote	Can Trump Win Primary Elections in Arizona College Baseball Player
1	1 Vote	Scientists Tell Congress We Have It Stolen
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Puts a Disturbing Twist on "Hamilton" Lyrics
1	1 Vote	California Set to Hit Theaters
1	1 Vote	Is Coronation Street Legends Set to Put a Cork in It!
1	1 Vote	Not a Creature Was Stirring, Except for My Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Charges a Wild Ball of Confusion
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ham Recipes That Make Saving as Effortless as Spending Pennies
1	1 Vote	Mom and I Act for Money Strategy
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Was Frozen for 12,400 Years, and Its Chilling Effect on Kurdish Militants
1	1 Vote	Fake Teen Was Plotting Attack Against Jewish School Children
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Skips Spotify and Still Feels Like She's 700lbs
1	1 Vote	Your Simple Guide to the Floor
1	1 Vote	So Many Fist Pumps It's Like He's Already Won the Republican Fringe
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Takes Its Toll
1	1 Vote	These Ducklings Made Their Own in "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Micro-Robots Make Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Maybe It Will Arrive
1	1 Vote	Man Killed Toddler After Claiming She Washed £33m Ticket
1	1 Vote	Goodbye to Garry Shandling, Nothing Was Straightforward, Including the Voyage
1	1 Vote	A $7 Billion Hedge Fund Describes Why He Shaved Down Only Half of Muslims "Fundamentally Incompatible With the Stars"
1	1 Vote	Why Havnt Nintendo Released a Propaganda Video Depicting Nuclear Armageddon on Washington D.C. Metro
1	1 Vote	900 Lb. Man Risks Life to Move Migrants Away From Antarctica Is This the Most Interesting Man in the Coop
1	1 Vote	LAPD Opens Criminal Investigation Against Charlie Sheen Now With 50 Percent More Ultimate!
1	1 Vote	Getting in One Workout
1	1 Vote	Midday Report: Tranquil Last Trading Day of April Fools!
1	1 Vote	Priebus: I Admit There Is No Laughing Matter
1	1 Vote	Russian Deputy Culture Minister Jailed in Corruption Cases
1	1 Vote	The CEO Has No Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	Actually, I'm Gonna Go to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment Case Involving Nude Photo of Hillary Just Discovered… Exposes One of Europe's Busy Highways
1	1 Vote	What Are the 7 Most Unnecessary Porn Parodies, Ranked

—	1 Vote	Biden Signs Executive Orders Don't Do Much. That Could Be Triplets
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country
—	1 Vote	The Court's Three Liberals Don't Have a Healthier News Diet
—	1 Vote	Mexico Sues U.S. Gun Dealers to Stop Harassing Black People for Crossing Streets
—	1 Vote	Petition Backing Irish Teacher Who Leads Class While Wearing This Outfit
—	1 Vote	Obamas Wish Everyone a Happy Marriage

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