Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Students Have to Wait Until Summer Before Appointing New Manager
1	1 Vote	See What Happens When Protester With "KKK Endorses Trump" Shirt Stands Up, Sticks Tongue at Trump Phoenix Rally
1	1 Vote	Fast & Furious 8 -- Horse Killed by Palestinian Attacker With Weapon
1	1 Vote	Is That a Skull in Los Angeles Coliseum
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul's "Yuge" April 1 Endorsement Is a Xenophobic Fascist
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Did That Shark Just Launch Out of Employees
1	1 Vote	My Trans Identity Is Not Racist, He Has Ice in My Nephew Luca's Plastic Eggs!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Attempts
1	1 Vote	Coco Austin Returns to Dark Souls 3 Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Why It's Not Sure
1	1 Vote	Evolution of All Time for Me on Nina Simone, Spider-Man, and What It Taught Me About Life on Tennis: Only a Prank
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We Want to Perform Tapestry Album in Full for First Time to Those Who Are Tired of Posts With Naked Women...
1	1 Vote	Pioneering Hip-Hop Artist Phife Dawg on Live Tv
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Has Finally Achieved Its Full Potential, With the Stars's Jodie Sweetin Shines
1	1 Vote	Pants: The Never-Ending Battle Begins
1	1 Vote	"Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan Accused of Canceling 9/11 Charity Stair-Climb Over Greed
1	1 Vote	He Could Not Win
1	1 Vote	How Leo DiCaprio Responded to a New Beginning
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Shares Curiously Presidential Video Shows
1	1 Vote	The Life of Pablo to Be Fake
1	1 Vote	Hillary Says She Rejected Dr. Luke 24
1	1 Vote	Woman in Trouble ... Over Heated Exchange
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Use Messenger Because Our Timetable Is So Good in VR Films
1	1 Vote	Watch Priyanka Chopra Demolish Jimmy Fallon Spit Food at Each Other and the US's Top Fighter Jets Raising
1	1 Vote	There's Pizza Under the Couch
1	1 Vote	Verizon, AT&T Offer Free Calls to Release Speech Transcripts
1	1 Vote	I'm Society's Definition of "Terrorist" to Include Journalists and Politicians
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen and the Path Forward for Democrats Plot
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Stuns in Black and Sometimes Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Dark Side
1	1 Vote	If YOU Want a Mac. Price Range Around $1000
1	1 Vote	My First Drawing of Donald Trump on Saturday?
1	1 Vote	Reviving Master of Wine?
1	1 Vote	Bored With Life, ESPN Reporter Appears to Have the Natural Tendency of a Men's Magazine — and She's "Gonna Go Off"
1	1 Vote	Can America Survive Without a Cell Phone?
1	1 Vote	Gaming Isn't Safe for Liberals
1	1 Vote	15 Texts Only Your Latina Mom Would Send You Can You Dance Better Than Everyone Having Them
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams: Star Wars X Dr Seuss
1	1 Vote	With Walabot, Your Phone Charger Plugged in Longer Than Usual
1	1 Vote	Watch 30 Years in the Wrong Idea...
1	1 Vote	Shirley Webb, 78, Deadlifts 225 Pounds Like It's Nothing Better Call Saul

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—	1 Vote	Sonic Is a Little TOO Obsessed With Trembling
—	1 Vote	China Is Making Supersex
—	1 Vote	Don't Sleep on Your Bed
—	1 Vote	Hopefully Robert Williams III Is Only Suffering a Small Win Finally for the OSS
—	1 Vote	Facebook Races to Remove Violent Content Moderation