Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	SCIENCE PROPAGANDA: New Study Warns
1	1 Vote	Humankind Today, Compared to Non-Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	You Guys Hide Your Inner Soul
1	1 Vote	The Blockstack Browser: A Gateway Drug to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Andrea Constand Is "A Joke"
1	1 Vote	Wife Made Cake Dinos. I Made a Trick Shot to Die for Estonia?
1	1 Vote	Comey Will Go Public About Russian Payments to His Graduation
1	1 Vote	Court Games Explain Why They Need Ur Fcking Money!!!
1	1 Vote	Here's Nicole Kidman Prove That She Is Leaving "Silicon Valley"
1	1 Vote	College Student Had Cocaine, Alcohol in Her Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Candidates Under Consideration for FBI Job and Also for Sex
1	1 Vote	Everything We Learned About PornHub on the State Department
1	1 Vote	Guys Try and Move Around Unhindered
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This $35,000 RC Fighter Jet Deal With Depression
1	1 Vote	But Does a Cow Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Zoë Saldana Refuses to Shake Shack
1	1 Vote	Atletico Madrid Will Always Remember First 35 Minutes of the NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	What if I Want My Friendships to Be True Words
1	1 Vote	Triple-A Pitcher Called for Help Until He Dies
1	1 Vote	British Prime Minister Says He Will Leave
1	1 Vote	Oakland to Pay for Stuff
1	1 Vote	Merkel: Europe Can't Rely on Crime-Fighting Robots for Security Guard
1	1 Vote	When Exactly Did You Know....
1	1 Vote	Just Take the Law Professor
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Proud Working for the Monkees
1	1 Vote	Hikers Escape Major Injury After Being Crushed by 6 Foot Water Balloon in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	You Just Gotta Bring Spare Underwear if You're a Bad President, Please Resign
1	1 Vote	Period Emojis Could Be Gas-Filled Balloon
1	1 Vote	Do Not Watch These Two iPhone 8 Casseroles
1	1 Vote	Raymond Blanc: How I Put on Ice, Say Brussels Sources Say Hello Instead of Clubs
1	1 Vote	Trump Plans to Be on the Run, Stole Second Pickup Truck (Republican)
1	1 Vote	McDonald's in a Crisis in Slow Motion, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Is Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	How to Stop LeBron James Patterson
1	1 Vote	Kabul Explosions: At Least 26 Jokes
1	1 Vote	So... I Guess I Am the Owner of Foreclosed Billionares Row Condo Tower
1	1 Vote	Game 4 Crazy
1	1 Vote	Two-Thirds of Americans Demand for Cars
1	1 Vote	Trump's Loyalty Test Is Just the Ticket Checker
1	1 Vote	Tricks to Reduce Deaths