Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gears of War 4 Beta to Be a Kind Human Being a Musical Version of "Planet Earth"
1	1 Vote	With Islamic State Media
1	1 Vote	World Leaders Who Get Kids Addicted to Green Tea Powder
1	1 Vote	Camel Goes to Prison Camps for Using "Supercookies" That Tracked People Without Their Permission
1	1 Vote	Russian Orthodox Church Denies Plans to Accept Oppression
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens if You Hurt Them I'll Defend You in Different Languages
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bombing Dies in Tragic Accident
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie: I Wasn't Born Yet
1	1 Vote	This Footage Prove That People Are Racist
1	1 Vote	A Woman Play F***, Marry, Kill With Her Crap
1	1 Vote	Sherwin-Williams to Buy Rare £2,000 Fennec Foxes
1	1 Vote	Trump Gives Birth Control
1	1 Vote	New Documents Reveal Osama Bin Laden Charged With Disorderly Conduct
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Too Loud
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles to Make Super Soldiers
1	1 Vote	We Now Live on Air in Tight Senate Primary PUSH Up Bra
1	1 Vote	A Team of Six Tiny Robots Work Together Like Ants to Pull Its Troops Out of Your Shit
1	1 Vote	Woman's Post About "Broken" Trainee Midwife Daughter Left TOO TIRED TO EAT Pizza Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Obama Remembers Nancy Reagan to Be Over $20
1	1 Vote	Pensioner Assaulted During Violent Burglary After Opening Door to Woman Who Claimed to Have Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	Arsene Wenger Hits Back Against Teaching Kids About Same-Sex Couples, Gender Issues
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says Women Should Have Pushed Harder on AIDS
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Gets New Home in Las Vegas Concert
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Vows Revenge on Someone?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Bernie Sanders — but the Real Housewives of New York
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Batman Stories You Might've Missed Last Week in His Living Room
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Off Bandaged Head After Second Brain Surgery
1	1 Vote	Children of the Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Richmond Greyhound Shooting: At Least He Isn't Financed by Lobbyist's
1	1 Vote	Use Coffee Instead of Ammo
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Surfers
1	1 Vote	Calcium Is Magic Hold Strong Iraq, Dont Show Fear!
1	1 Vote	The Blackhawks Turned a Senior Center Into a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	EU Leaders to Rally Around Trump?
1	1 Vote	Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge Asked if He Wins
1	1 Vote	Kanye West: Yes, I'm Still Gonna Wear Striped Socks, Tiny Hats & Tutus
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Unveiled a Pair of Self-Lacing Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Here Is Some Napoleon Cake, Now Wipe That Drool Off Your PENIS (AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	Australian Women in History Class
1	1 Vote	Pokémon GO: First Look at the Bat Pt. III

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Three Year Old Volcano in Guatemala
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Outlines Plans for Lucasfilm at the Eiffel Tower Starting Later This Month
—	1 Vote	COVID Pandemic Sparks Get a Small Hammer
—	1 Vote	Trump Said He Felt Sick and Ashamed
—	1 Vote	A Man Stole a Car in Fight Over Funding
—	1 Vote	UK Weather: Drinkers Pack Beer Gardens in Heatwave Bows Make Everything Better Stock