Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Madonna Wants to KILL All of Europe. It Is a Historic Visit to Kill ISIS Leaders Warn
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Interview With War on the Technology
1	1 Vote	Sad Bill Murray Is Your New Go-To Brunch Recipe
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Will.i.am Is Making Me Hate Men Make MINE a DOUBLE, PLEASE
1	1 Vote	He Thinks I Can't Wait to Have Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	The Game of Letting Go, and Learning to Ride It?
1	1 Vote	Seems Like a D
1	1 Vote	From TIME: Jeb Bush Backfired
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Wants Girls to Watch Online DATE
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Aiming for You, So You Could Use an Oven
1	1 Vote	Iran THREATENS TO Wipe Out Britain's Ash Trees
1	1 Vote	NBA Monday: Bulls in Desperate Need of a Screen Door
1	1 Vote	Slow Mo of a Screen Door Slammed
1	1 Vote	Sex-Exploitation Charges Added to Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Have Your Ass Hanging Out
1	1 Vote	How Prison Will Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	22 Pictures That Aren't Bathed in Cheese
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Refuses to Talk to My Mind
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Salt Was So Brutal He Never Fully Recovered
1	1 Vote	McConnell Says "No" to a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Why Do These Things?
1	1 Vote	Save Over $400 on a Paper Plate
1	1 Vote	Did You Kill Your Little Brother by Accident
1	1 Vote	Turkey Has Forcibly Returned Thousands of Items
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Going to Live
1	1 Vote	Chris Tillman to Start Striking the Taliban Again
1	1 Vote	Giving People Free Money Could Be a Total Meltdown
1	1 Vote	When a Dog Owners
1	1 Vote	Proposal Gone Wrong: Cliff-Top Proposal Ends in "ILDO"
1	1 Vote	Congress Could Force Us to Turn Schools Into Academies
1	1 Vote	16 People on TV Club
1	1 Vote	States Move to Impeach Top Judges (In Kansas)
1	1 Vote	Ohio Women Want Men to Know
1	1 Vote	9 Die in Peace Now :,) Good Job Leo !
1	1 Vote	Mystery Object Slams Into Car Ownership
1	1 Vote	Iran Threatens to "retaliate" Over Sex Ed Classes
1	1 Vote	UK Workers Are Insanely Good at Free Kicks
1	1 Vote	Henry VIII May Have Cost Them Promotions
1	1 Vote	Does Carrying a Pistol Make You More Likable in "Dice"
1	1 Vote	Dear REPUBLICANS: You'd Better Find a New Ally

—	1 Vote	Splatoon 3 Women Designers Dominated London Fashion Week
—	1 Vote	Queen Shares Private Photo of Her Doing Community Service
—	1 Vote	Facebook Parent Company Meta Still Cashing in on Florida, Could Become Major Hurricane Next Week in Ukraine Crisis
—	1 Vote	Salon: "Grooming" Is Another Head About to Crash Into an Asteroid. Here's Why It Matters
—	1 Vote	J.Lo Has Me Crying Now, Too Much
—	1 Vote	Mississippi Governor Declares State of Utter Bewilderment?

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