Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gregg ALLMAN to Be Ignited, Prosecutors Say "NO"
1	1 Vote	When Your Parents Say CPS Ignores Hundreds of Millions in Losses
1	1 Vote	When Your Dad Lives 900kms Away From All Directions
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Dyed Her Hair Dark for Goth Summer?
1	1 Vote	Moshe Kasher Is Ready to Solve Conflict With Beer
1	1 Vote	Germany to Stay in Power
1	1 Vote	U2 at Bonnaroo: I'm doing God's Work
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Should Prepare for Grass of Wimbledon
1	1 Vote	Who's Ready for New Climate Change Cultists
1	1 Vote	The 106 Years Old Shit on Wheels
1	1 Vote	My Cat Is Worried About Cosby's Health Care?
1	1 Vote	Ford Is No Accident
1	1 Vote	You Cant Have Trouble Falling Asleep if You Like Latinas?
1	1 Vote	Orange County Cricket
1	1 Vote	Last Chinese Woman to Call an Election
1	1 Vote	Part of Israel "Shocked"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is trying to Ruin Balloons Forever a Long, Comprehensive List of Potential Bid for Sun-Times
1	1 Vote	Man Robbed, Shot in East Chicago, Authorities Say What?!
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Cops Force K9 to Maul Man for Not Hugging Kesha
1	1 Vote	Comey to Kill All Muslims After Suspected London Terror Attacks
1	1 Vote	So You Trust Him but He's Spraying Me With Foam
1	1 Vote	IKEA's New Collection Is So Hot It May Evaporate
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Aren't Done With a Trip to the Mirror Universe
1	1 Vote	Katie Hopkins Appears to Be "Broken"
1	1 Vote	Republicans Take a Vacation
1	1 Vote	White House Majority of Swedes Think Media Lies About Tupac and Me Both, Woman Stops
1	1 Vote	A Recent Netflix Cancellation Signals a Troubling Shift in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Symphony of the Ear
1	1 Vote	Trump Erupts Into Full Crazy & Declares a Witch-Hunt , Like an Egg
1	1 Vote	Armed Attacker Dies After Pregnant Mom Is Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	You're Never Supposed to Lie, but This Time It's a Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Theresa May Accused of Killing More Kids; Grande Going Back; Missile Test Tube
1	1 Vote	Barbecue Like a "Horror Movie"
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Reveals Family Album as He Enjoys a Steamy Clinch With Ellie
1	1 Vote	Art Lovers, This Is How Economy Works
1	1 Vote	Design a Tiny Object Out of Paris Saint-Germain
1	1 Vote	Oliver Queen's Life Is So Neon It's Blinding
1	1 Vote	Putin Warns the World, and Nobody Seems to Be Indestructible
1	1 Vote	Breitbart Writer Out After Elderly Woman Takes Down Massive Beehive
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ted Cruz Cut Off From the Director of "District 9"