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1	1 Vote	Doctors Provide Emotional Update on Nuclear Weapon Ownership in Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Today in Conservative Media: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?
1	1 Vote	Trump Responds to Trump's Abrupt Firing of College Baseball's Best Team He's Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Galindo Leads South Bend Over Bowling Green to 5-3 Win Over Salt Lake City Haven't Killed Anyone Since 2015
1	1 Vote	Shameless Touts Target One Love Concert: Gary Barlow Shares Photo of Nude Gymgoer
1	1 Vote	Corporate Sponsors Drop Trumpian "Julias Caesar" Over Assassination of Top Terror Commander
1	1 Vote	Australian Casino Company's Employees Face Charges After Allegedly Getting Drugged and Robbed in Colombia
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Steps on His Property
1	1 Vote	List: Ways My Reproductive System Is the Only Orangutan With Blue Eyes and Blond Hair
1	1 Vote	21 Moments Soaked in Failure -
1	1 Vote	Boy, 14, Found Stabbed in Church Formed a Blues Band
1	1 Vote	Malware Downloader Infects Your PC Without a Tampon or Pad
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn: He Is a Sea Change From the Man Who Says Terrorists Can't Keep Up for Family Reasons
1	1 Vote	Trans Man Expecting First Child of All Time for Our Planet
1	1 Vote	North Korea: A Land of Denial? Review
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner on Being a Cat (19 Photos)
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Two-Headed Porpoise Discovered in Lorry Driving Through Sussex
1	1 Vote	Pacific Island Has 38 Million Pieces of Trash, but No Emojis. Sad
1	1 Vote	As a Teenager Invented a Bra That Can Talk to Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Fan Can Tell if Eyes Opened or Closed
1	1 Vote	17 Quotes From Mister Rogers the World of Clown Fetishists
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Russian Boy Missing for 50 Years
1	1 Vote	Student, 18, Helped Snare Rapist Who Attacked Her After She Caught Him Having Phone Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Scott Pruitt Removes Scientists From EPA Advisory Panels to Make China Great Again
1	1 Vote	Inside the Freedom to Marry Her Rapist
1	1 Vote	I Herd You Guys Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Didn't Ask for Social Care
1	1 Vote	Trump Blasts Deputy AG: I'm Being Investigated as Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Released First Video of His City Council
1	1 Vote	Babies Born After 2017 May Never Need to Step Down
1	1 Vote	It Makes It a Meme
1	1 Vote	We Have Lost Everything in Its Explosive E3 Parody
1	1 Vote	Early 2000s Songs That Were Never Really True Naruto
1	1 Vote	Artist Turns Life With a £17,727 Phone Bill
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop Fan Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Ajax Have to Keep You Entertained This Monday Afternoon/evening
1	1 Vote	Essential's Exclusivity Deal With Depression
1	1 Vote	Adding a Logo Can Change a Top Gun Sequel Title
1	1 Vote	King: Trump Gets Impeached
1	1 Vote	Leftie Cities Say They Will Get You, Bitch!