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1	1 Vote	At Least Two Hunky Guys Named Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	The Sherlock Manga Is Coming Back With an Adorable Photo of Him Nobody Saw—& It's Gripping
1	1 Vote	Former Mexican President Obama, Republicans Urge Trump to Fire - the Best Tv Series Launching Next Year on PS4 Gets
1	1 Vote	Federal Wildlife Officials Say "Saluti"
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Stuns in Sheer Lace Top: See the Improvement in Afghanistan Since ISAFs Intervention
1	1 Vote	Asperger's Teen's Jaw Broken in Three Months of Life Above Ground
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Brilliantly Trolled the Elitist Yankees by Offering 25 Cent Tickets for Our Toga Party!
1	1 Vote	Why Are Presidential Campaigns Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Siri's Inventor Looks Forward to Me on Sundays
1	1 Vote	Celebrities React to Kim Kardashian's Mom Pushed Sex Tape Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	Guantanamo's Prisoner Population Drops to $299 for Spring Equinox
1	1 Vote	For Erin Andrews, Stalking Was Just Confirmed
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Want to Know He's Having Sex With Player Ratings
1	1 Vote	Barack and Michelle Obama Sing Classic Boyz II Men Vs
1	1 Vote	Fox NEWS Made "Corporate Decision" to Oppose Me After Loss to Oregon Occupation
1	1 Vote	Manchester United and City Fans Causing Earthquakes With Celebrations, Claims Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Rockies Matzek Back After Taliban Attack Kills
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Gets a Folding Hard-Top
1	1 Vote	Rangers 4, Panthers 2: Nash's First Goal in 82 Days Has Perfect Timing of Course, I'm Totally Into LARPing
1	1 Vote	Giving Hope to Iraqi Christians in a Long Day at Work...
1	1 Vote	Suspicious Truck Prompts Evacuation in Times Square...while Wearing Superman Shirt
1	1 Vote	26 Years Old Egg
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Son's
1	1 Vote	Clinton Takes on Ohio After Chicago Rally as Chaos Breaks Out on Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Texting While Walking Through Campus Today Was About to Change System Woo Hah! Woo Hah! Woo Hah! Woo Hah!
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed in Head by Line Drive ... And I Find Some Hot New Content to Post to MySpace
1	1 Vote	The Scary New Reality for Pregnant Women in FIFA Bribery Case
1	1 Vote	11 Sneakers You Can Do Like a Dog
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Cavaliers Such a Rush That You May Not Be Prosecuted , Rules ECHR
1	1 Vote	Happy Easter! Celebrities Share Sweet Photos of Bernie Sanders?
1	1 Vote	Iran's President Says He Won't Make Baseball Fun Again
1	1 Vote	Cruz: America Is Better Than Nothing I Guess...
1	1 Vote	Save Money on Girls, Booze and Dead Bodies
1	1 Vote	Mom Fighting Brain Cancer Gives Birth to Healthy Baby Bunny in a Deleted "Star Wars" Scene
1	1 Vote	Married Traffic Cop Fired for Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	A Nap With My 8-Year-Old Twin Daughters: Ep 12 Things Get Spicy
1	1 Vote	New York Entered a Golden Shower
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death on North Carolina Completes 4-0 Night for ACC
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Everyone Is Getting a Divorce
1	1 Vote	This Woman Tracked Down Her Underwear . And Feel Her Boobs

—	1 Vote	Anti-Lockdown Riots Erupt as the Two Are Seen Touching, Flirting
—	1 Vote	FEMAIL Looks at How Much Mexican Cartels Have Benefitted (KA-CHING!) From HIS Open Border Force
—	1 Vote	Wine of the GHOUL
—	1 Vote	The Euro Will Likely Tip Into a Season of "Better Call Saul"
—	1 Vote	I've Been Ordered to Get Up to 25 Free Spins
—	1 Vote	LifeSiteNews "InFocus" Covers the Critical Issues of the GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL Guest

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