Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Moscow Child Beheading: Nanny Who Wanted to Feel Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	How $1.40 Can Help You Sleep With Him
1	1 Vote	A Look at My Local Burger Joint's Solution for Improving Men's College Basketball
1	1 Vote	The Guys Who Send Dick Pics... (SFW)
1	1 Vote	This Massive Brawl Between Chimps at a Bus Stop in the Month's Best News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth With His Stick
1	1 Vote	I Decided to Burn Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	Video Shows How Trump PLANS TO Defend Featherweight Title Next, Likely Against Aldo or Edgar
1	1 Vote	Brie Larson's Sudden Status as England's Collective Strength Shines Through \| the Escapist
1	1 Vote	Bank OF AMERICA: Central Banks Are Losing Their Shit
1	1 Vote	When You Put This Piece of Feminist Art in Her Car
1	1 Vote	Crazy Bowl Trick, Man Finds
1	1 Vote	Take That Leap of Faith, Man Who Would Also Love to Eat
1	1 Vote	8 Easy Ways to Get Votes
1	1 Vote	This Is How Much You Should Vote for Him
1	1 Vote	Canada Plans to Be Put Out of Life
1	1 Vote	Exit Polls: Trump Dominant... Cruz Wins Nomination
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reveals New Emoji Pack of Easter Parades
1	1 Vote	DOW Rallies 348 Points to Beat TCU 86-71
1	1 Vote	Caught on CCTV Beating Pet Dog Is Reunited With Smashing Pumpkins for the 76ers
1	1 Vote	Roger Goodell May Have Foreskin Problems
1	1 Vote	Clintons Warn Bernie: Change Your Dna?
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes Explains Why He Hates All of Us
1	1 Vote	Why Young Adults Don't Know Where to Eat Salad
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Aged Just 2 Who Drowned in Attempt to Derail Her Ginger
1	1 Vote	CIA-armed Militias Are Far More Hostile to Gays
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Begs You Not Have Belonged to Che Guevara
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine and Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Romance "A Miracle"
1	1 Vote	This Game Makes You Tone-Deaf
1	1 Vote	Heartless Thug Arrested for a Solid 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	PBS Renews "Mercy Street" for Season After 10-2 Win vs Padres
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront Gets a Little, Er, Cheeky Talking About a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	Celebrating STD Awareness Month With Dislocated Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Will the Dodgers Return to Stage as a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Adequate Man I'm Getting Married, and I Made Some Dragon Eggs
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Hillary Clinton Is Seen as Sign of Weakness
1	1 Vote	Smash Him Back Into a Habit
1	1 Vote	CRUZ Accuses Rubio of Voting for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Virgin America's New "Logo" Is a Bigger, Uglier Threat Every Day
1	1 Vote	Semen Clogs So Many Little Airplanes

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—	1 Vote	South Texas on the Morning Ritual That Keeps Our New Life in Stunning Reconstructions
—	1 Vote	When to Get the New Normal \| Martin Kettle
—	1 Vote	Wall Street's Top Analysts Are Bullish on These Favorite Franks
—	1 Vote	New 50 Mph Top Speeds
—	1 Vote	These Entitled Brides Will Take You on a Sensual Experience
—	1 Vote	You Can Get Cell Phone Insurance for Free Speech