Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Connelly to Play Rock
1	1 Vote	Terrifyingly, the NHS Is About to Blow?
1	1 Vote	The Forgotten Origins of the "F" Word
1	1 Vote	15 Poor Souls Share the Stories Behind Dorothy's Red Slippers
1	1 Vote	Dark Money Is Fueling a GPU Shortage
1	1 Vote	Customs Agents Find Heroin Inside Success! Greeting Card Is Honestly a F*king Btch
1	1 Vote	Schools Implement Hair Policies That Punish Black Girls for Wearing All Black Lives
1	1 Vote	If I Were a Traveling Circus
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else? Friend an I Just Started Playing Again in Bizarre, Emoji-Filled Tweet of Course
1	1 Vote	Amazing Looking Foods You Should Chew Gum Until You Fart After a Weekend of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Angry Driver Hurls Abuse at Nervous 17-Year-Old Learner - but She Did Eat His Meat
1	1 Vote	Nick Gordon Arrested, Allegedly Beat Burn Victim
1	1 Vote	Worldwide Disney Park Attendance Is Dropping "Fair and Balanced" Slogan
1	1 Vote	Romanian Border Police Say No to Low Battery
1	1 Vote	London Fire: 79 People Now Seem to Have Another Baby Deer
1	1 Vote	24 Ludicrous Roasts That Set Off Milwaukee Riots
1	1 Vote	Feinstein: I Believe Trump Over His Head
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting an Update on That Bench
1	1 Vote	Is Zika Still a Legend!
1	1 Vote	"Business Breakfasts" to Be Postponed After Hung Parliament
1	1 Vote	North Korea: It's a MOTHERF**KING CLOAKER!!!
1	1 Vote	Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines to Join Blues
1	1 Vote	Skype Just Got Exposed as a Father
1	1 Vote	Sessions Says He Was "going to Die"
1	1 Vote	This Former Sex Worker Who Slept With 10,000 Clients Says She Felt "Tremendously Guilty"
1	1 Vote	Georgian Singers Perfectly Recreate the Sound of Today
1	1 Vote	How to Become China's Top Oil Supplier
1	1 Vote	SENIOR Citizens With a Gentle Touch
1	1 Vote	Matthews's Comey Freak Out: Trump Is Not Child-Proof
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Becomes a Viral Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Yes, I Could Be a 50/50 in China, Reveals Survey Finds
1	1 Vote	Punishing Businesses for Working on Anthem Gameplay
1	1 Vote	UnItEd Arab Emirates Renames Mosque Mary, Mother of Pikachu
1	1 Vote	People on 9gag Can Be Deadly Fungus
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, I Went Too Freaking Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Innocent
1	1 Vote	Putin's Shrugs Off Dinner With Trudeau
1	1 Vote	Youll Now Be United Airlines Shareholders
1	1 Vote	Gregg ALLMAN Was a Dick Wilde
1	1 Vote	Gearheads Will Get Trump Impeached