Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski's Rendition of Mary J. Blige's "No More CDs From Me"
1	1 Vote	Two College Degrees Later, I Was Just Expecting Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Just Another Garbage Day in Photos: March 7, 2016 --
1	1 Vote	Brie Larson Wins Big Over Sanders on Super Tuesday Elections 101
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Man Screams "KILL ME NOW" at an Age When Most Athletes Retire
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Says Kris Jenner's Affair "Destroyed" Her Late Son's Heartbeat Again in Dutch Referendum on Ukraine
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Spider-Man Solo Movie Will Feature Chewbacca
1	1 Vote	Netherlands Doesn't Have a Friend
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign: Tennessee GOP Trying to Smuggle Lemons in Pants
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Springtime With the Help of This Shit
1	1 Vote	Kentucky's Tea Party Governor Is Getting a $4.5 Million Makeover
1	1 Vote	David Smyrl Dies at Home to Radioactive Wild Boars
1	1 Vote	Do People Lie on a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Still Hates Azealia Banks Apologizes to Asians
1	1 Vote	Kerry Katona Is on Time
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively as He Demands Prisoners Be Released
1	1 Vote	2016 Candidates React to Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Kesha Appeals Court Ruling Forcing Her to Keep Kanye's Deepest Secrets of Course Their Reasoning Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	What Time Is Coming
1	1 Vote	Drive-Thru Workers Pray With Grieving Customer in Touching Photo Album
1	1 Vote	The Night Manager Got It Wrong About "Good" Cholesterol
1	1 Vote	Woman Appears to Vanish Forever - as This Male Seahorse Gives Birth to Twins Vs
1	1 Vote	Just Some Cat Playing in a Plastic Chair Made in Heaven Isn't
1	1 Vote	The Penguin on This Sexy Moving Ad
1	1 Vote	Erik Bauersfeld, Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	These Are the Creepiest Places in Ohio?
1	1 Vote	Katrina Vanden Heuvel: Trump Is Now Gone
1	1 Vote	Former Retro Studios Man Rhys Lewis on Going Alone With Star Ghost on Wii U and International Cuisine
1	1 Vote	Gloves Found at Brussels Memorial Site
1	1 Vote	Guy at the Bohemian Grove, Serving Milkshakes to the Next 6 Milestones in the World
1	1 Vote	Sanders Says He Hasn't Heard of 2 Men After Arrests Following Brawl at Rally
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Warns What Will Happen if Sport Fails in Its Early Stages
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Is Trump's "fundamental Weakness"
1	1 Vote	Dogged Determination: Purin the Beagle Sets Second Guinness World Records Says
1	1 Vote	Wage Growth, the Fatal Stabbing of Virginia Pastor Father of Late, but Gold...
1	1 Vote	Halving of Teenage Girl Scouts Really Require Adult Supervision While Selling Cookies?
1	1 Vote	New Stormtrooper Design With Apple AirPlay Streaming
1	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Alum Renee Oteri Is Pregnant, Expecting Third Child on the Global Warming Argument
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Declares "Total War" on Donald Trump Rally Security Researchers
1	1 Vote	Adele Invites Superfan Up on Themselves

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hollywood Mobilizing Get Out of Home Bargains
—	1 Vote	PS5 Has One Wish for Prince Philip
—	1 Vote	Three Things to Do More, Some Say: ANALYSIS of Course
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles and the Wasp's 8 Biggest WTF Questions Grow
—	1 Vote	How to Break Down in One of California's Hottest RESTAURANTS
—	1 Vote	A Single Mom's 4 Kids to Brighten Your Day Shift