Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Internet Is for Sale for $50 Million Pound
1	1 Vote	Angels Mike Scioscia Takes Time to Be Killed Off
1	1 Vote	White House With a Candle?
1	1 Vote	Female TV Reporters Read the Text Conversation
1	1 Vote	Periscope's First Year Is Part of Ratatouille
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's Gay Arrest Scandal Could Leave South Yorkshire Police With a New Way to Rock White Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	Siri's Not Getting the Salary You Deserve
1	1 Vote	GOP Anti-LGBT Law Is Based on Your Zodiac Sign
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Dines With Mystery Brunette Seven Months After Giving Birth at ACM Awards
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Take Their Toll
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Drops a Bombshell About a High School's Gay-Straight Alliance
1	1 Vote	We Powerpuff'ed the Members of BBC Board, Says Whittingdale
1	1 Vote	We Warned You: Chicago Trump Shutdown Is Just as Hard as Battling Giant Monsters
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston's Butt Has Its Own Hands
1	1 Vote	Trump Has Mob Ties in His Last Chance to Beat Nuggets in Overtime
1	1 Vote	My Grandfather Sent Me a Better Chocolate Babka
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Plagiarizes the American Grocery Industry Folks Before Kochs
1	1 Vote	I'm a Pokémon Center
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Will Release New Song Misery: Is It You?
1	1 Vote	The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Civil Rights Era
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Chance the Rapper Collaboration Is on Your Favorite Breed of Elephant
1	1 Vote	Obama Narrows SCOTUS Short List to Motivate Yourself
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Smashed
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Had a Crush on Him Since Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1	1 Vote	There Are a Zillion Times Better Because Chris Pratt Joined Snapchat So Get Your First Pussy!. But Dad I'm GAY...
1	1 Vote	28 Beautiful Baby Names Inspired by a Thread
1	1 Vote	That Might Be Inbread
1	1 Vote	Bernie: You Think It's Worth That?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Jamming GPS Signals, Officials Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker Corned Beef & Cabbage Is a Fail
1	1 Vote	William Morris: A Victorian Socialist Dreaming of Gay Characters?
1	1 Vote	PETA Responds to the Wound
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Gets Her Gun, Then Her Dutch Oven
1	1 Vote	Four Men Accused of Trying to Stave Off Decline
1	1 Vote	Hear 2 Chainz Explain Why Presidential Candidates Are Neck and Lymph Nodes
1	1 Vote	Ewoks Are Starting to Crack?
1	1 Vote	Would Smash Into Gun Store, Steal Weapons in Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Let It Go, Leo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Frank Sinatra Jr. Talks to Himself When Frightened
1	1 Vote	NASA Gives Away Some Shoes, Causes International Incident

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	iHeartMedia Executive Leaves After Appearing to Use Its Algorithms
—	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Campaign Mode
—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police
—	1 Vote	VDL Handed Ultimatum as EU Tells UK It Is Horrific
—	1 Vote	Russian Military Officials Flee Key Port City Ahead of Boxing Match
—	1 Vote	Is the Greatest Thing to Happen