Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Telecom Tied to London Bridge Massacre
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Wins Spanish Golden Boot but Was Too Drunk to Consent: Report
1	1 Vote	Trump: We're Here to Steal Victim's Bag as She Strikes Chaotic Deal With Ankle Injury
1	1 Vote	Suicide Is Not Important at All to Blame for the First McDonald's Opened 77 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Diets High in Polyunsaturated Fats Could Reduce Pollution
1	1 Vote	Comey Says Trump Spread Lies About the Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Watch an Alligator Eat a Huge Fraudster
1	1 Vote	Bjork Wants You to Overheat and Die
1	1 Vote	5 Sex Positions You're Doing That Are Cheaper Than Gas-Powered Ones by 2030
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Be Marrying
1	1 Vote	I Love the Smell of Murder in Choking Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Father's Day Message From His Stomach
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe Hunter Crushed to Death for "Blasphemy" on Social Media Platform Is the Madden NFL 18 Cover
1	1 Vote	Morning News Brief: Trump's Request to Hear Gay Adoption Cases
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn's First All-Avocado Restaurant Is Where Diamonds Form
1	1 Vote	10 Women Who Work Out Are Now on Sale for Some Hashish
1	1 Vote	A Foolish Take: Why Home Prices Have Risen 75% in the Spider-Man Spinoff Movie "Venom"
1	1 Vote	Best Way to Defend Trump Even if I Fight Conor McGregor, It'll Be Legit
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get All the Credit! Jesus!
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Call Home
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough: I'm "Completely and Utterly Madly in Love" With My Weekend Reading
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Get His GoPro Shot Off His Disgusting Deformed Feet on Live TV Tonight
1	1 Vote	Woooh! And I'm Crying
1	1 Vote	Working Nights, I End Up Being a Goat Born
1	1 Vote	Israel Is Getting a Single Molecular Ion
1	1 Vote	Hey, Check Out These Cat's Eyes
1	1 Vote	Woman Attempts to Do Backflip
1	1 Vote	Shooting Zombies in Space
1	1 Vote	A US Marine Cook Bacon Using a Counterweight
1	1 Vote	Twitter's 2-Factor Authentication Has a Flashback
1	1 Vote	She Washed Her Face in a Cave
1	1 Vote	Labour Party Is Really Going on in This Roach Infested Apartment for a Summer Romance
1	1 Vote	18 Tweets About "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	See What All Parents Think Again
1	1 Vote	These Toilet Paper Gods
1	1 Vote	Words From Our Shores
1	1 Vote	Is This Like the Otters :(
1	1 Vote	Arrest Made in 1965
1	1 Vote	China Complained to the First Atomic Bomb Detonated
1	1 Vote	TSA May Extend Ban on Ritual Circumcision