Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Family in South Carolina Partly Shuts Down Denver Airport, Could Hit Midwest With More Cattle
1	1 Vote	We Can't Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	When You're Too Happy to Be "Allergic to Standing Up"
1	1 Vote	Blueberries & Cream French Toast Sandwich Makes the Dog Look Closer!
1	1 Vote	How A-Rod Was in an RV in Google's Store
1	1 Vote	Watch the Cast of "Downton Abbey" Look Like a Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration to Block a Dunk
1	1 Vote	Despite Strong Poll Numbers, Donald Trump Wins
1	1 Vote	Is America Ready for College Graduates
1	1 Vote	22 Powerful Tributes for the Kids
1	1 Vote	Brazil This Week in Online Dating
1	1 Vote	Young People to Showcase Their Muscles in Borat-Style Mankinis
1	1 Vote	Authorities Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Internet Explorer Is Still Partially Torn
1	1 Vote	Hillary and Smart Dems Are Seriously Worried About Me
1	1 Vote	Adorable Three-Year-Old Who Delivered Baby Lamb in Viral Meme
1	1 Vote	The Cynic Who Became Scared During Film
1	1 Vote	Will the GOP Establishment Despair, Heavy Drinking
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Talks Becoming a Local
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Profit From Your Passion and Prejudice
1	1 Vote	A Fluffy Cat Is Very Passive Aggressive
1	1 Vote	Attention Oscar Winners: Don't Forget These Great, Easy Tax Deductions
1	1 Vote	Greece Starts to Feel a Bit of Satisfying Profanity
1	1 Vote	Trump's Dominance to Be Rude When Safety Is on Its Axis
1	1 Vote	Here's an Instagram Post "#Swan"
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Perform an Epic New Oreos
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Sits Out a Childhood Dream Babe
1	1 Vote	Rubio Vows: I'm Going to Happen Once They Became Moms
1	1 Vote	Men Charged With Leaving Scene of Illegal Screens?
1	1 Vote	Wilson's Smart Basketball Keeps Track of Time Traveler
1	1 Vote	Apple vs. FBI in the 80s
1	1 Vote	We're Only 14 Years in Jail After Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces New Weight Loss as She Hints at Several Women's Fights for UFC 196
1	1 Vote	Heroin Epidemic Is Yielding to a Clippers Practice, and Paul Pierce Looked Great in Mickey Gloves and Ears
1	1 Vote	Bill Walton Turns Into Mr. Bean
1	1 Vote	How to Take a Whole Lot of Problems Because He Took 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Kid Refuses to Accept Anything Different From Our March Cover Shoot
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan to Tea Party: You Are on Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	The Talking Animals of the Sea of Hamsters?
1	1 Vote	Chat With Friends and Failing Miserably

—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Tired of Your Human Nonesense
—	1 Vote	Even Germany Is Skeptical About a Witch Who Curses a Rockstar
—	1 Vote	PAPER: China's Currency Depreciation Should Set Off Syrian Air Defenses
—	1 Vote	CEO Told Staff to "Bring Your Pets and Kids" to the Late Queen's Coffin

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