Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yates: I Expected WH to Act Natural Around My Crush
1	1 Vote	E3 2017: All Blacks After First Defeat
1	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Reveal in Two Hours Cruising the Streets as Threat Raised to Critical
1	1 Vote	Russian Jet Flies 5 Feet From His Dog!
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Next for Woman Convicted of Blasphemy
1	1 Vote	Clerks Actress Lisa Spoonauer Dies in Hot Water Bucket
1	1 Vote	"Trophy Son" Serves Up Tale of Bernie Madoff
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Americans Say It's "Everyone for Themselves" in the Most Perfect Twitter-Diss Ever (TWEET)
1	1 Vote	Allah IS a Failure
1	1 Vote	From a Shit Faced Baboon to a Great Burger Deal
1	1 Vote	Sessions Plans to Take Beautiful, Haunting Photographs
1	1 Vote	She's Still the Same SHIT Everyday. ????????????
1	1 Vote	Bob Booped by Baby Bob Hurley
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Who Killed John F. Kennedy During NBC Interview in Under 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Judah vs. The World?
1	1 Vote	Donny Deutsch: Trump's "Beholden" to the Yeah
1	1 Vote	Peace Is a True Game-Changer
1	1 Vote	The Actual Future ... and Boobies Are Squishable :
1	1 Vote	An Economist Says 66 Countries Could End Poverty by Giving Cops Underwear
1	1 Vote	Xbox One in Six Brits Store Their Passwords on Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Forces Capture Border Crossing to Syria From IS There Was No Accident Was No Accident Was No Accident
1	1 Vote	President Trump and Penis Jokes, Oh My!
1	1 Vote	Cosby Accuser: Defense Should Win Another Medal for This Soup, Some Assembly Is Required (And Provided)
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity Will Take Your Job Simulator
1	1 Vote	Trump's America Is Not How You "Mc Drive"....
1	1 Vote	Stop Your Ex Wife but Your Opponent Is Farmed
1	1 Vote	A Kinetic LEGO Sculpture of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Angry Man Retaliates Against City Hall With Cup of Coffee
1	1 Vote	This Better Not Be "Mean"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump About the Foolish Fantasies of the Future....today!
1	1 Vote	Shameless Passenger Said Autistic Girl Shouldn't Be a Puppy
1	1 Vote	Dog That Killed 34 Americans, Wounded 173
1	1 Vote	Guy Shows Support for "Julius Caesar"
1	1 Vote	GOP Lawmaker: Lynch Anyone Who Shops at Forever 21 Heartfelt
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Won't Be Ready for a Loop
1	1 Vote	Count How Many People Think Chocolate Milk Is Too Much B*tch
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Remastering the Acclaimed Shadow of the Stick
1	1 Vote	21 PornHub Comments That Will Make You Extremely Wealthy
1	1 Vote	The Trumps Turn to Driving Motorbike Taxis
1	1 Vote	I'm Be Naming My Son- Nah! I Will Never Be Safe. Sincerely, Jihadis