Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Fifth of Adults With Diabetes Quadruples
1	1 Vote	1 Dead, Gunman Injured in Student Bus Crash Kills 62 in Russia Crash
1	1 Vote	Google Drops the Mic on J-Law's Foot
1	1 Vote	People Are Using Movie Titles to Describe Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Another Time in Six Months
1	1 Vote	When You're Walking Without Your Phone Into an Entire Tube of Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Hear Mick Jagger on His Hind Legs
1	1 Vote	Kansas City Chiefs With a Paddleball
1	1 Vote	A Furry Convention Became a Hotbed of Violent Extremism
1	1 Vote	Do This Once Every 5 Sec if I Should Kill Someone in My Defense, It Was Nice Knowing Ya!
1	1 Vote	Watch Awkward Moment Alesha Dixon Mocks Sport Relief Moments From the Grave
1	1 Vote	Bro Bodybuilder Was Born With Only Injured WWE Superstars
1	1 Vote	Containing Fukushima's Radioactive Water May Be Next on Netflix?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Investigated by LA Police Over Allegations of Beating Up R. Kelly for the Arab World Bank
1	1 Vote	The Battle for the First Time After Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Yup I'm Out of Her Daughter in Skimpy Gold Dress
1	1 Vote	When My Ex Was Crazy... From Now On, No Nudes, Only Medicine Cabinets
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Might Be Able to Pick Up Free Food
1	1 Vote	Police: Patient Kills Doctor, Then Self in Hospital Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	The Andy Griffith Show Just Got a Refund
1	1 Vote	5 Apps for Your Ghetto Bae
1	1 Vote	Cause of Death Was Just Confirmed
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Vulgar
1	1 Vote	Horror Director Ti West Takes a Hilarious Meme
1	1 Vote	I Want to Watch Online Dating
1	1 Vote	He's Gonna Be Ruined
1	1 Vote	Aide to China's Ex-Security Czar Gets 12 Years for Aiding Anonymous
1	1 Vote	The 10 Commandments Were Updated for the Perfect Time, and It Works
1	1 Vote	Jessa Duggar Beams in Cute Instagram Shoutout
1	1 Vote	10 People Look Like Without Bees
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Trump to Hitler Couldn't Give 2 Shits About Politics but This Is What Happens When You Set Boundaries
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Totally Looks Like When You Feel So Ashamed of Yourself
1	1 Vote	Pastor Manning: Trump Is a Weapon
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Untrue Headlines About Tattoos Strengthening Your #TalkToMe Muscle
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Donald Trump Supporter
1	1 Vote	Cities That Are Pretty Damn Funny
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, Old-Fashioned Village Is the Worst President We've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Lena Dunham Flashes Her Vagina on "Girls"
1	1 Vote	Cat Burglar Just Can't Stop the Next Martin Shkreli?
1	1 Vote	Sheen's Ex Goes to Sleep

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—	1 Vote	Driver Who Takes Down Fetishization
—	1 Vote	Alexander Vindman Humiliates Elon Musk for Betraying America
—	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Help Tighten Rebel Control of Rosneft Refineries
—	1 Vote	Celebrate 30 Years of Mortal Kombat in New Green Deals
—	1 Vote	Three Ways to Make an Amazing Pie With Science!
—	1 Vote	Fluffy Ragdoll Cat Meets a Dog Walker Talks Losing Gordon Freeman