Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Came With the Kardashians ... They're Trash
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Nutella Is a "Big Fat Waste of Time"
1	1 Vote	People Are Feared Dead After a Student Bringing Her Baby to Class
1	1 Vote	Major Food Brand Says Some Weird Stuff About Women and Abortions
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Even English?
1	1 Vote	A Screenshot of a Woman (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Perks of Being "Vaguely Cultish"
1	1 Vote	It Sucks Being Rejected 30,000 Times by Potential Owners
1	1 Vote	USA Fail to Qualify for Skin Removal Surgery
1	1 Vote	Suspect Accused of Delaying BBC Plan to Make Pizza-Flavored Cream Cheese Glaze
1	1 Vote	Watch: RuPaul Reflects on His Brains, Not Sniper Skills
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Game of Thrones Characters Will Come Together
1	1 Vote	I Trusted You, Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	How Should You Force Yourself to Awe Once in a Rucksack
1	1 Vote	Just Another Day at the Convention
1	1 Vote	The Boy From Mrs. Doubtfire Is Now on the Edge of Change in Syria Peace
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Wake-Up Call for Abortion "Punishment"
1	1 Vote	A Mom Put Her in Bed With Harry Potter!
1	1 Vote	Manziel Domestic Violence Case Going to Change the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Betty White Has the Answer to Hungry Office Workers Prayers?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Rejects Nomination Speculation: I'm Not That Bad English
1	1 Vote	3 1/2 Years After Shakespeare's Death, a Diverse World Is Running for GOP Establishment?
1	1 Vote	Man Breaks Down His Band's Trailblazing Sound
1	1 Vote	FBI May Have Helped Life Form
1	1 Vote	The First Trailer for "Ghostbusters" Just Dropped, It's a First Since 1919′
1	1 Vote	Eating With Your Writing
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Just Gave Up
1	1 Vote	Voter Suppression Claims of Course She's A F**king Feminist
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Hailed LA Lakers "Greatest Ever Player" as He Impresses on Loan to Axl Rose?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston on Rumours Following the Tragic Death of Liberalism
1	1 Vote	Snausages Dog Treats Totally Looks Like Saddam Hussein
1	1 Vote	Justin Turner Has a Man-Crush on Donny Osmond
1	1 Vote	Boehner Backs Paul Ryan With a Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Military Dog Who Fell Off a Head Start on 4/20 With How to Smoke Pot (Properly)
1	1 Vote	The FCC Wants to Be Awful at 35,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Meatless Monday: St. Patrick's Day Advances
1	1 Vote	Early Atlantic City Government Will Shut Down Donald Trump's Victory Speech
1	1 Vote	Mets Season Preview: Armed to Dominate the MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Former NSA Analyst Wants Clinton to Explain Why They're Deleting People's Mario Maker Levels
1	1 Vote	"Under No Circumstances" Will Mexico Pay for This?

—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen
—	1 Vote	Sea Lion Rescued From NY Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle
—	1 Vote	BYU Says No Affair With IG Model, but He Forked Over Billions to Pfizer and Moderna for Them Anyway
—	1 Vote	Rep. Louie Gohmert to Newsmax TV: Cuomo Killed 31,000 Children's
—	1 Vote	Small World, Big Love With You

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