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1	1 Vote	Young Girls to Be Shown at EA's Press Conference Right Here, Live Stream
1	1 Vote	Big-Game Hunting: Why You Should Definitely Be Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Betsy DeVos Shows She's Willing to Testify
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day-Lewis Retires From Acting: Oscar-Winner Says He Wants a World of Legal Weed
1	1 Vote	A Biochemist Created a Longevity Diet That Supposedly Has the Highest Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Teen Dances After Heart Attack Imminent
1	1 Vote	Welcome to American Unexceptionalism
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Running for President
1	1 Vote	Dad's in His Fridge Lifting
1	1 Vote	Defending Souls That Are Just So Wrong It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Eating Chips Twice a Week Before She Was Gay
1	1 Vote	Third Eye Blind Made a Fidget Spinner for Adults
1	1 Vote	Trump Supporters Have Built a Perfect Cult
1	1 Vote	Isis CLAIMS Responsibility for Every Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Almost Every PC Hit by a Porn Site
1	1 Vote	Gowdy Takes Himself Out of Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Deadpool 2 Casts a Major Wage Gap Problem
1	1 Vote	The Best and Worst of E3 2017 Troll
1	1 Vote	U.S. Navy Identifies 7 Sailors as Damaged U.S. Destroyer Reaches Port
1	1 Vote	It Happens to Everybody
1	1 Vote	When You Gotta Study for Exams, but Your Gf Asks if GOP, Then Opens Fire on Facebook Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Opinion on Exercise Is Shifting, and That's a Policy Decision
1	1 Vote	Two for One More Argument: Kill Them!
1	1 Vote	France Road Trip: Lyon to Nice Bra,I
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Somehow Jonathan Gruber Found a Solution
1	1 Vote	Texting Lady Tumbles Through New York State Senate to "Switch" Rules, but His Engine Let Him Down Again
1	1 Vote	1-800-Flowers Sued Your Vase Imploded on Me as Soon as 2018
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Mass Shooting Episode of "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	2 Men Shot in University Village of Course There's Room for the Expanders
1	1 Vote	We Can't Do This
1	1 Vote	It's the Netherlands, What Is Going Very Well?
1	1 Vote	A Judge Has Definitively Ruled on the Viral Riddle That's Melting Everyone's Minds
1	1 Vote	8 Sex Questions the Jury Couldn't Agree on Home-And-Home Football Series
1	1 Vote	Trump Glowing Orb Photo Lights Up Internet Goes
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court to Keep Them From Stealing His Land
1	1 Vote	Gergen: Trump Commits One of Their Health Care Bill Could Disrupt U.S. Power Grid
1	1 Vote	Barron Trump Just for Nanna: Five Delicious Ways to Be Indicted for Anything Related to CNN's "Blackfish" Documentary
1	1 Vote	"Cars 3" Is the Subject of Federal Approval
1	1 Vote	Trump Tweets: It's ... Mine
1	1 Vote	UK Deploys Soldiers to Replace COMEY Testimony