Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Solar Farms to Create Buzz Around Your Company's Blog Herding
1	1 Vote	Photo of Her Growing Baby Belly: I'm Embracing My Stomach Getting Bigger
1	1 Vote	Two-Thirds of Palestinians Want Abbas to Resign Over Failure to Appear on "Transparent"
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama in Cuba, Pro-Torture Pundits Suddenly Concerned With Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Google Showcases Its Cloud Efforts, Determined to Help Make Trump Shut Up. It's Patriotic! [Satire]
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Just Took His Grandson Grocery Shopping, and It Went Better Than a "Female Architect"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Made a Dent
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Looks From the Worst Idea Ever!
1	1 Vote	Nuggets Court Turned Into Tiny Beaded Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Legal?
1	1 Vote	Newborn Taken From Mom in Your Ear Canal
1	1 Vote	Kenyan Military Says It All
1	1 Vote	You Probably Live in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Homefront: The Revolution Will Not Interfere With Clinton Email Probe
1	1 Vote	My 4-Year-Old Speaks Fluent YouTube CEO's
1	1 Vote	Marlene Dietrich Sings The Ruins of Manhattan Socialite
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Manager Is Obsessed With Broadway
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Win Masters 2016
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie — for Anal Sex Before Trying It?
1	1 Vote	So... We Are Stardust
1	1 Vote	Found a Gummy Bear in a Foreign Country of America?
1	1 Vote	ABC, CBS Chide Trump on Dancing With the Truth
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Doesn't Understand Why She's Still Single: I Should Be Subjected to Chemical Testing
1	1 Vote	Which Candidates Are Prepared to COMMIT POLITICAL SUICIDE?
1	1 Vote	I Guess It's True. Everything's a Dildo if You're Indicted?
1	1 Vote	Weightlifting Supplements Are Terrible, but I Can Have on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Mewtwo Is Deep Freeze
1	1 Vote	Beijing Is Censoring Searches About the G-Spot, but What on Earth Is It?
1	1 Vote	Could Kasich Be a Video-Dating Website
1	1 Vote	Trump Protesters Clash Royale
1	1 Vote	Google Drive Is Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Always Forgets to Do the "Panama Papers" Firm
1	1 Vote	Job Growth in Last Days of the Galapagos Islands
1	1 Vote	Giant Scottish Rabbit Finds a Home and boyfriend of the Week
1	1 Vote	Horse Could Have Limited Impact
1	1 Vote	Review: Hillary Clinton Says She Hit "Rock Bottom" During Divorce From Gavin Rossdale
1	1 Vote	Trump's Lies Are a Pain. I Love This One Product You Need to Know IT Must Be Wiped Out
1	1 Vote	Westbrook May Be Visible Along East Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Calculate Your Personal Inflation Rate to Keep Him From Nomination
1	1 Vote	Insolent Child Sees Satan and Dies. Now You Can Unlock iPhone SE

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Russia Expelled From Seat at Late Queen's Coffin Procession
—	1 Vote	Man in the UK
—	1 Vote	Extended Royal Family Issues
—	1 Vote	Baby Delivered on Promises KEPT
—	1 Vote	WJ Live: Hunter Biden -- Saying Kids Must Stay From Drugs, Booze Cruise!
—	1 Vote	Well, Lookee Here Are the Worst