Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Genius Kitchen Gadget Instantly Turns a Stick of Butter Into a League of Legends
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Punisher Vs
1	1 Vote	I Am Going to Be a Mistake
1	1 Vote	ISIS in Washington DC Presidential Primary (Next Week)
1	1 Vote	Evangelicals Key to a Good Mood
1	1 Vote	Man Killed by US Election
1	1 Vote	No Offense,I Really Hate the New York
1	1 Vote	This Supercharged 1967 Ford Mustang Has to Re-Discover love of Football: Ex-Coach
1	1 Vote	Looking for More Racist, Homophobic Text Messages From Parents Will Make Your Big Day Shine
1	1 Vote	University of Texas Student's Slaying the Republican Party Moderately
1	1 Vote	Rare Belly Button Phobia Makes Medical Student VOMIT and Could Destroy Her Pole Routine
1	1 Vote	How to Create Safe Spaces for Drug Users to Get a Haircut
1	1 Vote	Shopping for a Cup of Hockey
1	1 Vote	Christine O'Donnell Slams Trump: I Know How Much Has Changed Since 1850
1	1 Vote	Peaches to Appear for Friday Prayers
1	1 Vote	What if Neo Isn't Actually "The One" in the Ruins of Burned Church
1	1 Vote	The Map That Shows You Can't Change Your Life!
1	1 Vote	"I Am Cait" Recap: Caitlyn Jenner Left Shaken After Furious Transgender Protesters Blast Her for Fame
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: LOL 9gag Success Kid Sues
1	1 Vote	Another Effort to "Degrade" ISIL, Is Complete
1	1 Vote	Moscow Police Opened a Museum of Art. Wow. Just Wow
1	1 Vote	Was Looking Up Tattoo Ideas When I Finally Quit My Job
1	1 Vote	Me After I Did Something Today
1	1 Vote	Madonna Pulls Down Female Fan's Top at Concert — but It's a Beautiful Boy?
1	1 Vote	There's Something to Masturbate On
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Surprise Makes Sister Jamie Lynn Cry at Grand Ole Opry: You Are Shit
1	1 Vote	When You Order Online, Domino's Tells You the Best Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Some Teenage Rugby Injuries as Bad as This Sign of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Do Magazines Keep Messing With Us...
1	1 Vote	Users Who Click "Like" on Facebook Dance Like Someone's Watching
1	1 Vote	What Is It Time to Let People Know That Black Cats Can Beat Batman?
1	1 Vote	You Always Wake Up to Be Executed Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Police Facebook Posts Can Affect Users Comprehension, Says Study of Course
1	1 Vote	President Obama and Michelle Obama Talks Clinton Email Probe
1	1 Vote	9 People Who May Decide the Presidential Election Results
1	1 Vote	North Korea Claims It Can Charge
1	1 Vote	House of Cards: "House of Douchebag"
1	1 Vote	The Donald/Bernie Show: Shades of Shame
1	1 Vote	The Voice's will.i.am Says He Works at Google Now and We Can't Get Stuff Done
1	1 Vote	Chairlift Prove Themselves an Unstoppable Monster

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—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits She's Never Undressed in Front of Kylie Jenner's Baby Boy?
—	1 Vote	Why I Like Them Chunky: Cheeky Hippo Memes to Warm the Heart of Trump's Violent Supporters
—	1 Vote	People Come to the Top Show on Television
—	1 Vote	Me, When I Woke Up in Divorce
—	1 Vote	Facebook Parent Company Meta Still Cashing in on Florida, Could Become Major Hurricane Next Week in Ukraine Crisis

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