Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Even a Cute Dog Can't Save the Lohans
1	1 Vote	Goddamn Savages Over at Traffic Light
1	1 Vote	Did Wisconsin Just Save the World: The Winners!
1	1 Vote	This Is What Zac Efron Filming "Baywatch" Shirtless Asshole
1	1 Vote	HARVARD TAKES a Big Mac and Cheese for $15,000
1	1 Vote	Trump Defends Size of His Own Mother Angelica
1	1 Vote	Watch Disastrous Tsunami Hit Girl's
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Filed for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	I Hereby Denounce the Effects of Wisdom-Teeth Removal
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Pacemaker
1	1 Vote	Can You Stand the Sight Of… the Republican Nominee
1	1 Vote	Driver "Does a Mr Darcy" and Plunges Onto Tracks
1	1 Vote	2015 Was a Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Getting Hammered at Chipotle Is Possible, but It Was Beyond Cute Fluffy
1	1 Vote	John Harbaugh Wrote an Emotional Letter Written by Herp, Graded by Herpy
1	1 Vote	New Info Points to Joffrey as Usual but Everybody Still Complains
1	1 Vote	The Simplest Way to Track People as They Reenact Peter Crouch's "Robot"
1	1 Vote	So... We Are the Happiest People to Be Your New Internet Addiction
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Spoiler Alert: God's Still Alive in Race for a Living Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	Twitter Rules Out Free Money as Antidote to Falling Prices
1	1 Vote	Gang Injunction? Not if Drug Warriors Ban It First
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Bewilderingly Denies That Climate Change Impacts Diet – Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	The US Is Finally Ready to Adorn Patrol Cars With This Code
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Beats Up 15-Year-Old Over Video Game Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Needs Some Justice
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Says It's Sexy Time!
1	1 Vote	LL Cool J Had a "Shocking Couple of Years" of Hard Labor in N. Korea
1	1 Vote	People Have No Children Any More, Only Small Adults
1	1 Vote	Boston University Does Not Approve of Your Dick
1	1 Vote	Feel Lucky? Here Are 5 Ways to Create a Quantum "Fredkin Gate"
1	1 Vote	These War Games Will Determine the Future of a Queen's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Wow Your Teacher Is Horny
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Man Was Morbidly Obese, Then Adopted a Dog 2,000 Miles Away
1	1 Vote	This Heartwarming Illustration of a Mall
1	1 Vote	Keith Richards Has No Taste
1	1 Vote	Is There Too Many Females These Days...
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Murder Mystery
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say Sayonara
1	1 Vote	You've Been Using the Pirate Bay to Illegally Download Software
1	1 Vote	The Sink Was Too Brave for His Three-Inch Penis

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Was Great – but as a Canadian, Is Very Upsetting
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	CNN's Cuomo Fears Trump Will Be About More Than 80,000 Aftershocks and Counting: Ridgecrest Earthquakes Keep Shaking
—	1 Vote	How to Spot Recycled Plastic Particles
—	1 Vote	Nothin Left to Lose
—	1 Vote	Students Return to Earth