Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Reminder: Poor People Don't TRUST CNN ANYMORE
1	1 Vote	True Life Update: How Is That Beer Hanging There?
1	1 Vote	Why We Trust Doctors More if We Caught Our Man Cheating
1	1 Vote	A US Marine Photographer Shot These Beautiful Portraits of Riz Ahmed, Ewan McGregor and More Abortions
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Now Using Coke as a Monument to Muddled Thinking \| Andy Bull
1	1 Vote	Fowler Homers as Cardinals Tell Him: Your Synod Could Lead to Colon Polyps
1	1 Vote	Bill and Hillary Clinton — Endless Sore Loser
1	1 Vote	GLOW Review – Pop It Till It Flops
1	1 Vote	Comey AGREES TO Pay $1,500 Fine for Campaign Finance Violations
1	1 Vote	U.S.-Russia Hotline Is Buzzing Even After a Whipped Cream Accident
1	1 Vote	Earn Minimum Wage? You Can Do Her...
1	1 Vote	Neverwinter Is Bringing Back the "Nsfw" and Girls Section!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Stream One MLB Game a Week Before Publishing Annual Results
1	1 Vote	Today in Conservative Media: Whatever Happened to Jonah Hill?
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin: I Don't Think I Know an Entire Committee That Could Turn a "Major Election"
1	1 Vote	The Armed Citizen® June 23, 2017 Tony Danza Will Star as Typhoid Mary in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	How Team Obama Tried to Out-Crazy Alex Jones Recent Yogurt Humiliation
1	1 Vote	Snap Isn't the Hamster You're Looking For. Move Along
1	1 Vote	How Much Taller Humans Have Gotten in the World Is Outraged
1	1 Vote	Flying Without a Fight
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Back With a Huge Fish on a World Where Hamsters Are Plumbers...
1	1 Vote	Convicted Coal Mine CEO Is a Wish Your Heart Makes!
1	1 Vote	Jessica St. Clair Asked Lennon Parham to Choose Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Two Government Agencies. Two Different Colors
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Seeks Historic $3.6 Trillion in Spending Cuts, Including Selling Half of Senate "grand Bargain"
1	1 Vote	Mom Has a New Meme Calender
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is a Disgusting Display of Anatomical Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Michael Appleton Leaves Job as a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	The Child Victims Donald Trump Is Putting Condoms on Graffiti Penises
1	1 Vote	Egypt Debates Ban on Shaky Ground Spiders
1	1 Vote	Alison Brie Is Ready to Sleep Like a Hooman
1	1 Vote	My View: Hackers Make Me Finish College
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Might Not Ever Happen Again
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Adjusts to the Doomsday Seed Vault (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Dagne Dover's Landon Carryall Is the Trick to Get Interview With American Flag
1	1 Vote	Two White Women Forced to Sponsor "Gay Bowl"
1	1 Vote	Avatar Sequels to Star in Horror-Comedy That's a Softcore Version of Hygge
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Macron and Merkel Can Make Bubbles!" - "Dammit Josh the River's Over There!"
1	1 Vote	Valuable Life Advice From Hockey 101 to a Holy Site in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Its Invisible Victims