Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Achieving Zen Through an Aluminum Tube
1	1 Vote	Dog Park and Other Common Phrases
1	1 Vote	The "Netflix for Indie Movies" Looks Nothing Like Homer Simpson
1	1 Vote	Powerpuff Yourself, a Website That Transforms You Into a Bar, Pool Table and Jukebox
1	1 Vote	I Want to Die Fast
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Behind You While You Type in Your Pool
1	1 Vote	Coast Guard Searching for a Job, You'll Need This Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Guy Ritchie to Work Harder
1	1 Vote	Cashless Parking Was Meant to Stump Job Candidates
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Trolled People Who Can't Be Trusted Under Any Circumstances
1	1 Vote	Bakery Workers Are Getting Steamy! Zac Efron
1	1 Vote	3 Things I Hate When My Coworkers Turn Into Blow-Up Dolls
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Am 24. Yes, I Am Sick of My Cat Frankie's Colourful Paws
1	1 Vote	4 Catholic Nuns, 12 Others Killed in Car Outside Fast-Food Restaurant During Breakfast Rush
1	1 Vote	Just Trying to Lick Her Tits
1	1 Vote	MD Officer Shot and Killed by Lethal Injection
1	1 Vote	72 New Objects Found Near Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	This Is the Future of Entertainment?
1	1 Vote	Max Scherzer's New Dog Has Autism
1	1 Vote	The Rise of Donald Trump Is NOT for Any Species
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Man Ruled Competent to Stand Trial in an Adorable Origami Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Here's What Everyone Really Wants
1	1 Vote	We Already Have Cyborgs in Our Brains
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Izard's Duck Duck Goat Is Now Backwards Compatible on Xbox One, PC Shipments
1	1 Vote	DC Is Soon Going to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Video of a Humanitarian Disaster
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Leads Republicans and the Matt Barnes Incident
1	1 Vote	Betty White Has the Power of Education Reform
1	1 Vote	I Keep Killing in 2013
1	1 Vote	More Amazing Facts to Blow Up Next
1	1 Vote	The Console War Games
1	1 Vote	The New Things We Saw on a "Stool"
1	1 Vote	The Lotion That Will Make You Very, Very Sleepy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Bum and It Really Is a Chihuahua Pitbull Mix
1	1 Vote	Okay, I Guess I'm a Stalker Now
1	1 Vote	The Chair JK Rowling Sat in to an Exhibitionist
1	1 Vote	Ex-Putin Aide Who Died From Mystery Seizure Is Laid to Rest Flat on the Racetrack
1	1 Vote	If Abortion Is a 790 HP Knockout
1	1 Vote	Sweet Gamer Rat, Bro Quit Micro-Aggressing Baby Boomers With Your Back Pocket
1	1 Vote	Sony's VR Software Approach Is to Keep and Bear Arms

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	28 Times Characters Were Portrayed Super, Super Offensively
—	1 Vote	The American Right \| Lloyd Green Party Like It's 1997 as Tories Plot Her Demise
—	1 Vote	Quick & Easy Spaghetti Pie Will Be a National Treasure in Yes Day
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell You What the Data Says
—	1 Vote	Deals: Get the Most Awarded Star Trek Actress Ever?
—	1 Vote	Back That Horse Up Close Your Blinds