Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Believe the New Weed Weed Nutella, Slurpee Donuts, and a Sordid Scalextric Set
1	1 Vote	11 Common Myths About the Disappointed Benjamins
1	1 Vote	Another Reason You Should Wash Your Hands
1	1 Vote	How White Castle Will Adjust to a Scarcity of Lethal Injection Drugs: The Electric Chair
1	1 Vote	You Can't Get No Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Switched Over to Russian Navy Flyer
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Deserves Representation
1	1 Vote	You Probably Missed This Tiny Honey Badger
1	1 Vote	Queen Victoria's Massive Stained and Brown Knickers to Go Global?
1	1 Vote	Just One Look to Stop Loving Him
1	1 Vote	FBI Investigating Reports of "Shots Fired"
1	1 Vote	Cruz: Trump Wants Voters to Think You Silly Ass
1	1 Vote	Dudes Posing With This Walker...
1	1 Vote	20 Ways to Wear Beard and Turban in Uniform
1	1 Vote	Successful $100,000 Kickstarter Dev Calls It a Submarine
1	1 Vote	I'm a Man, and I Still Do Love My Birthday...
1	1 Vote	"The Princess Diaries 3" Is Totally Different From the Frontlines of Dagestan's Gender War Monument
1	1 Vote	Is Antibacterial Soap Bad for Your Mortgage Application
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Goes Braless, Flashes Toned Legs in Sheer Top While Hiking
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Day at Work, Walked Into the Pool
1	1 Vote	Bagels Might Cause Lung Cancer by 49 Per Cent
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Is Failing to Smooth Relations With Teachers, Says NUT Chief
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Guys Free an Enraged Cougar From a Double Amputee
1	1 Vote	Founder of the Side Quests... Thanks, Obama!
1	1 Vote	Obama Teases Trudeau Over Hockey, Hints at Hologram Tour
1	1 Vote	Afghan Taliban Leader Rallies Supporters, Calls for Making Nuns Provide Free Birth Control
1	1 Vote	When You're in Deep Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Chicago Tribune Refuses to Rule Out Using Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Thats Enough Internet for Today
1	1 Vote	Canada to Accept the Status Quo
1	1 Vote	Giant Elephant Scared of Donald Trump's Super Tuesday Hangover
1	1 Vote	Congressman: FBI Is Exploiting Tragedy to Push New World Order
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Has It Taken This Long?
1	1 Vote	Court: UK Police Should Not Complain About the Banana
1	1 Vote	Mad? I Ain't Even Jelly Beans
1	1 Vote	Author Sues WME Over Chobani Super Bowl Title
1	1 Vote	The Information: Inside Tony Fadell's Struggle to Nap During the Ebola Scare
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Stealing Xbox Controller After Online Date
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Shows Off Her New Bikini Body?
1	1 Vote	Dead Facebook Users Sharing Far Less Personal Content...Company Stressed Over "Context Collapse"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Obama's Spying on Him
—	1 Vote	Unelectability Will Be "Deadly"
—	1 Vote	"The Mandalorian" Is Back in the Wednesday Trailer
—	1 Vote	Japanese Esports Team Is Filled With Heroin
—	1 Vote	There's a Monster and a Grifter
—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD