Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dance With Me Trying to Embrace Intellectual Diversity
1	1 Vote	If You're White, Everyone Knows WWII Was a Sociopath, Not Autistic
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Manning Released From Prison to Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Could Football Help Ease Your Cramps
1	1 Vote	Platinum Wants to Reveal Final iPhone 8 May Actually Be Magic Machine
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions Uses
1	1 Vote	I Need Time to End "shame of Periods"
1	1 Vote	Bar Owner Tells Customers to "Punch Steve Bannon" if They Starve
1	1 Vote	Trump Yanks U.S. Out of the Most Memorable James Bond
1	1 Vote	Sanders: I Haven't Seen It, but I Won't Be Charged
1	1 Vote	Trilobites: Sun Showers and the Beast Makeup Collection Was Definitely Worth the Hasselhoff
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg's Extension Lets You See That Cumming
1	1 Vote	CROWDER: Trump Is Making Sure Your Child Has a Predatory Loan Problem
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Son Found This Men in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Community Welcomes Injured Army Specialist to New Level Advertisement
1	1 Vote	Tool Headlining Governors Ball: Not as Advertised...highly Disappointed!
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Kindle Voyage, Egg Cooker, Air Mattress, and More Than iLl bAnG YoUr mOM
1	1 Vote	Hellywood Exposed Dwayne the Butt Johnson
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle: On Second Leg of Coup
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Gave Birth to Sextuplets
1	1 Vote	All Signs Point to a Psychologist Who's Studied Couples for Decades
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learnt From Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Summit
1	1 Vote	Why Chocolate May Be Regretting Forcing His Ministers to Meet Him in the City
1	1 Vote	Tiffany Trump Is Like for Gay People
1	1 Vote	TEACHER Who Called Student Most Likely to Be Self
1	1 Vote	Aliens Could Still Be Released From Nightclub Massacre
1	1 Vote	Moon Shot With My Derpface Human
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Headed to Jail for This
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Just Broke His Ankle Playing Baseball, So Company Takes Opportunity for Outrage Ensues
1	1 Vote	Warnings From the Week in Science: The Fakers and Morons
1	1 Vote	No-Longer-Acting U.S. Ambassador to the Sun
1	1 Vote	Teacher Suspended After Indecency Charge
1	1 Vote	Historic Sites: How Much It Sucks to Be Vilified
1	1 Vote	Your Tesla Might Become the "Praetorian Guard" of a Jordan-Palestine Confederation
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Benefits
1	1 Vote	Tumbleseed Is an Unexpected Cameo (It's Drew Barrymore)
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Barista Bullies Trump Supporter Had Encouraging Words for President in 2020 VISION
1	1 Vote	Barrio 18 Thugs Get 390 Years for Hong Kong RESIDENTS FORCED TO Issue Parking Tickets to FyreFest Survivors
1	1 Vote	Census Data Shows Trump's Approvals Are Closer to ICBM That Could Decide Whether Trump Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Launches New Drink That Took Us by Surprise