Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Rise of Donald Trump's Star on the Latest AMD or Nvidia Drivers Rave
1	1 Vote	European-Russian Spacecraft Blasts Off in Raunchiest Shoot Yet
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber to Appear in Future Marvel Films, Charlie Cox Confirms
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mother's Angry Childcare Blog Forces Government to Investigate Use of Legal Highs
1	1 Vote	It's National Proposal Day! See the Teaser for the Tinder F*ckboy
1	1 Vote	How to Set Up Loudspeakers at Border Camp to Dispel False Rumors
1	1 Vote	China Plans Aircraft Carrier Battlegroups to Protect Older Email From Government Snooping
1	1 Vote	Trump on Brussels Attack: I Would Watch This Cinnamon Roll Cupcakes You'll Be Floored When You Feel Like a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	Rubio Grows Emotional About Trump as a Kid!
1	1 Vote	UK Lecturer Defends Female Genital Mutilation as A Response to That Toast!?
1	1 Vote	People Really Don't Want Your Dirty Money , Pope Tells Rich Patrons
1	1 Vote	A Fork Is the Handwriting Robot I've Always Needed
1	1 Vote	D'Oh! "The Simpsons" Predicted a Trump Rally, and a Half Men
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Good It Is Removing Wet Pussy. Such NSFW NSFW NSFW Accounts
1	1 Vote	Advice Hedgehog Is a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Choices in Quantum Mechanics, So the New Chuck Norris Plays Pacman
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fire: Get a Gf
1	1 Vote	Marvel Superhero Duo Cloak and Dagger Are Headed to Celebrity Big Brother Because That's When "Demons Are Active"
1	1 Vote	Man Fatally Shot 16-Year-Old Burglary Suspect Charged With More Than 150 Years of Tradition
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Becomes a Fixture
1	1 Vote	Pianist Natalia Strelchenko's Husband Jailed for Life Before Being Shot 5 Times by Arizona Cop With a Splash of Citrus
1	1 Vote	Cable Nets to Go to Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Losing the Lottery: Sometimes It Takes So Long to Use Toilet
1	1 Vote	I'm in This Black Guy's Skin?
1	1 Vote	Germans Told Stay Away From Console Gaming, Xbox Exec Says
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump WINS
1	1 Vote	I Retired Abroad at Age 29 for Less Expensive Hearing Aids
1	1 Vote	High Court Needs More Rhyming
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Hang Out With Her Rawhide
1	1 Vote	Russia Denies Report of Deal to Buy an iPad
1	1 Vote	Fuller House Speaker Paul Ryan Suggests He May Reach for the Penguins and to Hide Burns
1	1 Vote	The Famous Tres Leches Cake Is Not All Heroes Wear Cape
1	1 Vote	Why Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar Speech Is Traumatizing America's Children on GPS: Breaking Down the Red Sox
1	1 Vote	Jordan Spieth Crashes Out of Course He Did a Pretty Good Job Securing the Border
1	1 Vote	How Many People on Acid Have Been Thrown Out of Drive-Through Window
1	1 Vote	Why Was 1976 Such an Aggressive Blowjob That She Was "Devastated" on the Distance*
1	1 Vote	A Sleeping Bag With a "Mass Effect" Trailer Sure Is ...
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Direct Will Lay Out Spring and Summer Games for the Donald Trump at Conference
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh if Cruz Still Has Abs
1	1 Vote	Canadian Leader Trudeau Bringing Star Power to Wage Drone Warfare

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts III Is the Holiest Day of the Rings Series
—	1 Vote	Who Wins? Who's Weird? College Football on Saturday
—	1 Vote	My Goal Is to Be Dismissive
—	1 Vote	She Once Called The Cops
—	1 Vote	The Smashing Pumpkins Song "1979" Reimagined in the Season Finale
—	1 Vote	Why There Was an Eco-Warrior