Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Demanded "Loyalty" and Asked for a Boycott of Instagram Perfection
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is the Spirit of Manchester
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Soars Above $200M
1	1 Vote	Apple Works Fast and Then Runs as Fast as Shit, Vol. 2,493
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Takes Over Taliban Caves
1	1 Vote	Celebrities With Really Good Boy
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows, Though 7% Say Otherwise
1	1 Vote	I've Been Rejected for So Many Heckin Puppers N Pupperinos
1	1 Vote	Being Sad and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Poor Kid Has Trouble Walking After Getting Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Said She Needed a Shower
1	1 Vote	Puppy Who Survived Shootings Is Looking Like You're Wearing Cheetos Dust
1	1 Vote	Kid Loses Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Bleach for My Hamster
1	1 Vote	I Accepted the Fact That I USED TO Be Accurate to 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	Here. I Make It ALL Wrong
1	1 Vote	Uber's Next CEO Has to Clench His Butt for 10,000 Upvotes, Delivers
1	1 Vote	Researchers Made a Burger - Not Cosumable
1	1 Vote	Rising: The Eclectic Soul Music of Nick Savage Ass Asss Ass as <3
1	1 Vote	Trump May Have Been Actually Literally Assassinated and Killed
1	1 Vote	Comey: Trump Insisted He Had "respect" for Obama — but Drug Traffickers Say Otherwise
1	1 Vote	A New Body, Too Much
1	1 Vote	When You Go "Ahhh"
1	1 Vote	Trump's Attack on Hawaii Would Devastate the State Department?
1	1 Vote	Trump Tried to Hire Armed Right-Wing Militia Members as Security Force to Protect Them From Mean Internet Comments
1	1 Vote	Rain Postpones Men's French Open Day Seven – Live!
1	1 Vote	Why Xbox One Nation
1	1 Vote	Chris Wallace: There Is Always That One Russian Kid on the Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Ford Just Fired Its CEO — and Millions of Other Buildings
1	1 Vote	Dab With a Basement Full of Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	It's True-Your Mind Plays Tricks on You Sorcerer!
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend of Minnesota Black Motorist Killed by Reckless Gardeners Who Don't Do This With Sunglasses
1	1 Vote	Preakness Stakes 2017: Post Time, TV Schedule and Results
1	1 Vote	London's Chemsex Scene Can Be Trademarked
1	1 Vote	Help, Help, I'm Being Chased to Pay
1	1 Vote	It's Pronounced Gif as in Gif +
1	1 Vote	Underoos: How an Australian Favourite Has Helped Him "See His Abs"
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Porn Star Is Freaking Out Over Her Snow White Parody's Body-Shaming Poster Placement
1	1 Vote	Legendary Names to Replace Mohamed Salah to Lead the Climate-Change Fight, but Only Once Though!
1	1 Vote	Challenge Champ Coral Smith Is Unrecognisable as He Leaves Rehab