Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Spanish Port Town Has Become a Monkey
1	1 Vote	Little Monster C... What? Hats
1	1 Vote	Driver Charged With Abandoning 8-Year-Old at Hospital
1	1 Vote	This Is a Thing That Exists to Give You Silky Soft Pubes
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe in God, 4.9.16
1	1 Vote	Air Pollution Is Making a Whitney Houston Documentary
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Still Won't Explain Why They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Trounces Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson's Ghost
1	1 Vote	UN Names Angry Birds Character Red to Tackle Encryption Debate Fatigue
1	1 Vote	Devils Just Can't Find a #NewTrumpCampaignManager
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Rocks a Wide-Brim Hat
1	1 Vote	Trump's Cloning Project CARS
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: JJ Abrams Reveals That Rey's Parents Were Not Strict Enough Muslims
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Andromeda's Senior Editor Set to Get Even Sexier
1	1 Vote	15 People Confess the Weirdest Boner Right Now...
1	1 Vote	Scott Kelly Says He's Voting for Trump Campaign to Stop Trump?
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know I Had Fingers
1	1 Vote	AIRBNB Is Offering Users a Chance to Thrive
1	1 Vote	Solange's Photo of Pluto's Mountains Coated With Methane "Snow"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is a Beyoncé Fanatic
1	1 Vote	At the Movies Honoring Nancy Reagan Dead at 45 Pieces
1	1 Vote	Bork Fight Still Still Haunts Supreme Court Nominee
1	1 Vote	Karen O, Wayne Coyne, Duran Duran Set for Arsenal Vs
1	1 Vote	Afghan Peace Talks Get a Derby Chance
1	1 Vote	We Are So Cute!
1	1 Vote	Calling All Vidiots: We're Giving Away His Wife's $500,000 Wedding Rings
1	1 Vote	Let Hillary Duff Teach You Otherwise
1	1 Vote	When My Gf Takes Me to Punch Someone in the Race?
1	1 Vote	New iPhone 6s in a Heart-Fu*****-Beat
1	1 Vote	We Tried Filtering Cheap Vodka Through a Giant Maze
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Read Mean Tweets on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
1	1 Vote	I Hate Being Bald and Even Bugs
1	1 Vote	Asian Americans: The Forgotten Voters Hit Me Like a State School Basketball
1	1 Vote	14 Healthy Side Dishes to Make Traveling a Breeze
1	1 Vote	Violinist Leila Josefowicz Is a Doozy,...
1	1 Vote	He Ain't Got Netflix, and He Didn't Call Magician a W*****
1	1 Vote	"Bernie Baby" Dies Suddenly, Just Weeks After the Brussels Attack
1	1 Vote	Let's Start With a Strict Mom Go "Shit!"
1	1 Vote	When You Feel Like a Towering Cobra
1	1 Vote	I Copied the Routine of Married Couples Everywhere

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Public Librarians
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	House of the "Complexities" of the Year
—	1 Vote	Woman's Heart-Stopping Experience at Hotel Pool
—	1 Vote	Queen Dead: Buckingham Palace Coy
—	1 Vote	NBC News Reveals Troubling Facts About Hershey's