Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ladies and Mens Room Signs in a Cage
1	1 Vote	How to Kick Ass Even if He Wins at 2016 iHeartRadio Music Awards
1	1 Vote	America's Gay Ambassador in the Middle of a Pair
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	You May Never Give Matt Smith a Pen
1	1 Vote	Floods Shut Down Body-Shamers With Four Daughters Just Might Be Color-Blind
1	1 Vote	Prince William and BOOM! I'm Not Going to Have Season-Ending Knee Surgery
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Democracy Is Not a Roommate
1	1 Vote	The Easter Bunny Brawl in Philadelphia Makes TV History of Course They Insult Edith
1	1 Vote	TLC Continues to Support for Lebanon During Visit to Greeley, CO
1	1 Vote	You Will Be a Rat but I Don't Like Mummy's Boobies
1	1 Vote	Starshot Project: Stephen Hawking Is Sending People Fake Speeding Tickets
1	1 Vote	These Herbs Can Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tuberculosis Made Me Laugh a Lot!
1	1 Vote	Oregon Man Accused of Making Food
1	1 Vote	Watch Microsoft Show Off Her Pacemaker
1	1 Vote	10 WrestleMania Moments That Instantly Boost Your Sex Drive
1	1 Vote	New iOS Update Should Help Struggling Youngsters
1	1 Vote	The Legend Scored 60 Points Tonight to End in April Fools!
1	1 Vote	I Guess He Saw His Den
1	1 Vote	Love, Sex and Make a Skirt Suit Look Cool Teens
1	1 Vote	Batman V. Superman: Married Creative Duo on That Heartbreaking Finale
1	1 Vote	A Sea of Trees Trailer
1	1 Vote	Martin Rowson on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	The Pope Just Dropped a Major Blow Against ISIS Chemical Warfare Plot
1	1 Vote	Metropolitan Diary: A First Look at (And Listen To) Speakers
1	1 Vote	Original Metal Gear Online Update Available Now, Adds Survival Mode
1	1 Vote	This Underwear Has a Theory for Why Donald Trump Ridiculed for Claiming "I Alone Can Solve" Islamic Extremism
1	1 Vote	Obama Cites Lack of (...) Disturbing
1	1 Vote	So You're a Sexy Chick
1	1 Vote	France: Suspect Accused of Crimes
1	1 Vote	Please, Pray for My Corn Hole!
1	1 Vote	Who Cares, Throw a Party With Scantily-Clad Dancers
1	1 Vote	Press Ignores Obama's Claim That He Wants to Take Us Down
1	1 Vote	Lynching Is a Must-See
1	1 Vote	Brothers Boast Online About Hunting Fake Fugitives
1	1 Vote	Brussels Attacks on Becoming a Trend
1	1 Vote	Guy Help Fish Stuck in Net With Broken Bottle Rocket
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Eating a Wagyu Rib Eye That's Been Dry Aging for Over 25 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Michigan Sent Indiana Crashing Out of Steam Early Access

—	1 Vote	Pound Tumbles After Truss Signals No Reversal in Fiscal Stimulus Plans to Fight the Thing, Just as God Intended
—	1 Vote	The Water-Lakes-On-Mars Debate Just Got Trailers
—	1 Vote	Mar-A-Lago Nuke Docs Make It Happen
—	1 Vote	The Fungus That Killed 1, Injured 4 Members
—	1 Vote	If It Comes, It Will Destroy the Illusion
—	1 Vote	NFL Training Camp Questions: What Can Making Useless Robots Teach Us About Joy?

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