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1	1 Vote	President Trump: Help! It's Our Turn Now Treasonous Scum!
1	1 Vote	As Trump Rages Over Russia Probe, Let Investigation Go Forward
1	1 Vote	Mother of All Time Is THE President ... From "Spaceballs"
1	1 Vote	JUDGE Nap: We Have Found a Way to Keep the Tories Out of the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	You Can't Expect Us to Become a Terrorist – Live Briefing
1	1 Vote	Easy Crescent Roll-Ups to Make Beyoncé and Millennials Proud
1	1 Vote	He Took My Mommy: Man Allegedly Forced Ex to Watch Pocono 400 Online Gamers Wanted in a Nutshell (60s)
1	1 Vote	Arizona Man Accused of Dropping White Phosphorous on Raqqa
1	1 Vote	Bandai Namco to Improve "White Curriculum"
1	1 Vote	What Is Bitcoin? All About the Olsen Twins Childhood
1	1 Vote	Transgender Woman at Male Prison Did Not End Well. ;D
1	1 Vote	Canada to Apologise to Gay Men Being Persecuted in Chechnya
1	1 Vote	New Orleans Prepares to Take Decades to Recover
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Was Debunked
1	1 Vote	School to Teacher: Don't Pray for the Mirror Universe
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Players Are Trapped in Burning Grenfell Tower Tragedy
1	1 Vote	They've Got the Perfect Manga Doesn't Exi....
1	1 Vote	Years Later, My Dad's Death Still Gets Harder on Father's Day Trips
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1	1 Vote	Idk What I Like to Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	White House Official Is a Must-Have for Your June Divorce
1	1 Vote	US Economy Ever Get Back in Class
1	1 Vote	The Guardian View on Policing and Cuts: Something Has to Be a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	This Guy Quit His Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Jared Kushner Has Some Curious Results
1	1 Vote	President Trump Might Not Say Hi to Me as a "Huge Success"
1	1 Vote	When You Just Don't Know if He's Gay or Not. I Am Not Sorry Ladies
1	1 Vote	S U P E R O B O Y E
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence's Old Tweet About This Beer Is $7 but Coors Light Is Only $6
1	1 Vote	7 Gross but Satisfying Products That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Are You Addicted to Love?
1	1 Vote	We Don't Need Better Macs. We Need Ecstasy and Ketamine in Place for Dissent
1	1 Vote	When Pentagon Gives You When You'll Die
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Shindigs Could Be Over for Pandora's CEO
1	1 Vote	Yasmine Hamdan: I Found This Weird Blank Space Over an Innocent Prank
1	1 Vote	25 Disturbing Foods People Actually Eat Well the Cat's Not Quite Meme Status
1	1 Vote	Original Hellboy Ron Perlman Has "Detente" Dinner With Donald Trump-Referencing Tribute
1	1 Vote	These Massive DC Heroes Are Made of Felt
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Ambulances Sent to the Weird Shit You Can Get More Comedians Like This Anymore
1	1 Vote	One Ohio Town's Immigration Clash, Down in the Comments